How Can You Be a Brad Pitt Alpha Male?

March 11, 2013 - 3:00 am | Permalink

Every so often we encounter men that challenge all we thought we knew and understood about being male. When should this male be classified as an alpha male, and when is he just human?

The real issue here is that we don’t rate other men. If we see ourselves as an alpha male, then good for us right? It is a female thing to compare their own species, but let us humour the girls and use Brad Pitt as an example of what to do and what not.

Traits Needed

The alpha male should be very comfortable with himself

- Brad Pitt does seem to be comfortable with himself as seen in the way he acts in public.

 

The alpha male should always be composed

- Again, it goes with being comfortable with yourself. A man feeling comfortable in his own skin will most likely be composed, especially if you have 6 children.

 

The alpha male should be driven

- Being driven is a very broad term. Driven by what? Is it money that drives you or ambition, or ambition for money? Or who, your boss or your family? Or having a chauffeur to drive you from place to place? In any case, seems like Brad Pitt qualifies.

 

The alpha male should have high morals and values

- This is a bit of a tricky one. Having an affair with a co-star…. Not cool. At least he is being faithful to one woman at a time.

 

His dress code must be smart

-  There are some very dodgy photos doing the rounds on the internet with Brad looking not as very smartly dressed as should be expected. Every man is entitled to letting go once in a while for no apparent reason. We shall overlook this one.

 

The alpha male is not afraid to admit his faults

- Not that Jennifer Aniston is a fault. He did admit that he made a mistake by having an affair, but he did not show remorse. Sometimes it is better for you to perhaps then fake your remorse for the sake of the girl you are living with at that stage.

 

The alpha male should be able to correct his problem

- Clever one. Ditch one babe and go for the other babe. Yes, that sounds like correcting a problem to me!

 

They should be smart and cunning

- Need I elaborate on this one?

 

Women do not choose him, the alpha male chooses them

- Traditionally there should be a whole list of women he can choose from. And we are talking about Brad Pitt here….

 

The alpha male should be very passionate in life

- We do know he is passionate about his career and also about his family. Being a family man is also good, “chicks dig it”.  Plus, although some of his kids are adopted, he did father some of them, so he’s obviously passionate in other areas too.


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