12.12.08 From the Viking
How Bad Do You Want It: Jennifer Aniston
After seeing Jennifer Aniston in the latest issue of GQ, we got to thinking: what are the lengths we'd go to have sex with her? Now we want to know what you guys would be willing to do or sacrifice for a bit of her crumpet?






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Guy Incognito
12/12/2008 11:36
Um... what's so great about this horse-face again?
joe
12/12/2008 11:42
meh...hit her over the head with a club, drag her to a dark corner by her hair, do my thing, walk away
corner must be within 200yds, any further not worth it
corner must be within 200yds, any further not worth it
Bob
12/12/2008 11:51
Sure she's hot, but there are so many more women that are way hotter. I think the appeal is coming from the fact that this is so out of the ordinary for her to do a "risqu'e" photo shoot, so people are over-reacting. Soooooo, to answer the question, what would I be willing to do?? Um, maybe do the moonwalk??
Matty
12/12/2008 11:52
Wait 10 minutes for the roofiecolada to kick in........then it's game on!!
DV Admin
12/12/2008 12:12
LOL @ Matty - I was not ready for that.
chris
12/12/2008 12:17
how about a tunacolada matty?
i'd be willing to have sex with her but only on the condition that all her great moments in Leprechaun were being looped on the tv during the act.
i'd be willing to have sex with her but only on the condition that all her great moments in Leprechaun were being looped on the tv during the act.
InglewoodJack
12/12/2008 13:12
I guess there isn't much love for the Aniston. Personally, I'd bang the shit out of that. She'd whisper in my ear that she wants some more and I'd..Jizz in my pants.
InglewoodJack
12/12/2008 13:18
Oh and big ups to Admin for putting the list of stoners up. Reading that article is giving me that itch. And I ain't talking about the crabs.
InglewoodJack
12/12/2008 13:26
I know one thing, she wouldn't have that smile on her face if we were doing it, it be more like a face of disgust and remorse.
Matty
12/12/2008 13:54
IJ, It's Philly Phriday!!
DV Admin
12/12/2008 14:08
@IJ, actually you should thank Oscar, he brought it to my attention.
Nick
12/12/2008 14:22
I wouldn't go out of my way to tap that but hey if she was willing and interested in my like Matty said Game On
Michael
12/12/2008 14:32
I'd bang the shit outta her, too. Hot. Very hot.
InglewoodJack
12/12/2008 15:12
Matty, it's phillie phriday pho sho! Got some purple shit. Not that shit that has a discolored leaf that people say is purple and charge more for. I'm talkin' all purple nug.
And Oscar, wherever you are, thanks fo reckonizin' a brotha.
And Oscar, wherever you are, thanks fo reckonizin' a brotha.
Matty
12/12/2008 15:46
hahaha!! Oscars probably still sound asleep or farting blood somewhere in Nevada. Either way good looking out Oscar.
mmmmmm, that sounds tasty IJ!! Still rolling the carrot top orange and green out here in the desert. does the job, but yours sounds better. =(
mmmmmm, that sounds tasty IJ!! Still rolling the carrot top orange and green out here in the desert. does the job, but yours sounds better. =(
Oscar
12/12/2008 16:32
hahahaha!
Theooglesites
12/12/2008 17:49
She's clearly the fittest from the Friends series and tbh has picked herself up well from Brad Pitt getting shot.
Ben
12/12/2008 18:44
She's a cunt. I'd hate fuck her but I wouldn't give sht up for it... other than a nice steaming log cabin on her chest when I was done maybe.
I'd much rather bang Courtney Cox... at least she seems like she'd be fucking dirty in bed, instead of bitching and giving directions.
I'd much rather bang Courtney Cox... at least she seems like she'd be fucking dirty in bed, instead of bitching and giving directions.
Daniel
12/12/2008 23:19
Oh yeah, she's have my musky throat sausage until the neighbors complained about a mad dog barking.
joe
12/14/2008 17:08
I'd buy that for a dollar... then ask for a refund
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