She's A Technicolor Nightmare...But I'd Still Hit It

G-Strings Are Awesomely Fantastic. Yes, I Said Awesomely.

This Is What I Like To Wake Up To

I Think She Could Be A WWE Girl...

Now That You're All Clean, Let's Get You Dirty Again...

She's A Fembot, Isn't She?

Yes, Your Ass Is Still Back There And It's Still Hot

One of These Chicks Doesn't Belong

TV Should Definitely Be Watched Like This

They're Gonna Play Paper Rock Scissors For Me

I Like The Dress Code In Her Room

Where Is Your Other Hand, Young Lady?

Quick, Take The Photo Before They Come Back

I Love When The Sun Rises On The Hills

Whatchusippinongirl?

Beachfront Property I'd Like Space On

I Don't Think She's Dancing to "Like A Virgin"

You're A Disgrace! You Can Mount That Car Much Better Than That!

I Will Show You No Mercy!

You Like Soccer? I Like Kickball. We're Soulmates.