You Call 'Em "Hush Puppies"... I Call 'Em "T*ts"

Don't Mind The Guy In The Back, He's What's For Dinner

"When Are We Banging? I Have Another Appt In An Hour."

I Look Cuddly and Fun To Play With, But I'm Really A Serial Killer

Artistic Pose That Won Me 28th Place At Regionals

I'll Look Into The Goddamn Light If I Want To!

'Nuff Said.

Chairs Are Safer Than Beds

She Might Be Smiling, But You Know She Wishes Her's Were That Big

I Call This The 1-2 Perk

Quantum Physics + Bio-Molecular Crystallography = Not This. Zing!

Fair Enough. I Think You've Done Your Penance.

Ahh, Young Love Birds In The Wild

Hey, I Don't Kiss On The First Date

Are You Guys Suggesting That You Both...

Hottest. Grandma. EVER.

I See You Like To "Show" Off

Peek-A-Boob -- My Kind of Classical

I Can Bench 135... 4 Times. Wanna Feel My Guns?

I'd Like To Walk Your Dogs