Hot or Not: Britney Spears

DV? you guys fucking drunk this morning, or has the spellcheck been sleeping with the Mrs.?

I'd still bang Brit. like the screen door on her trailer.

She was hot when she was 16. Now she is a typical white trash wench from Louisiana. Still hit that shit though.

I have a thing for hot white trash. So yes. She's hot.

haha, my bad Matty - and yes, too much to drink last night. It's what happens when someone brings over 2 12-packs of Miller High Life because they were on sale. :/

i dub her complete and utter meh, and her udders are utterly saggy...ewwww

admin getting drunk on the high life....c'mon you can do better than that

Dude! It's the Champipple of beers, sale or no sale!! =)

I wasn't sure if the human ferris was from Indiana, India, or from an Indian at the casino by my house.

I hope we're not going to judge based on her during her nervous breakdown, because no one is hot during a nervous breakdown. Although, I thought she looked smoking with that shaved head. I say yes, totally hot, and I can't wait to get that porno of her fucking in the pink wig. Does that make me a freak?? Yeah, but I'm totally anonymous on here, so that's my reasoning.

I likey the MILF's. She has worked hard to get the maintenance done. Take me to your dungeon you naughty girl...

yes bob you are anonymous

@Joe, article 11.B.II of the ManCode stipulates that no man shall turn down two free 12 packs that arrive at his doorstep.

I HAD AN OBLIGATION TO DRINK THOSE BEERS!

I agree 1000% with Hurricanes. If ever given the opportunity - even if we despised her - we would *have* to do her. Just no other way around it! It's Britney, for Pete's sake!

Miller High Life is the working man's beer! Me likey.

I say Britney is not hot.

that's HOT!

I would ride britney ALL DAY LONG, like the Tilt-A-Whirl she'll be operating in the near future.

ok admin ya got me, but next time tell him bring better beer

Half hot. But she was tainted by jackoff fake rapper.

id hit it ... so hot enough.

And in Admin's defense being a beer snob is never cool, i have friends who try, but their not that good at it, "just cuz you love the kid who gets straight A's doesnt mean you dont buy food for the kid who drops out" ... wait, did i just refer to beer as kids? well, I suppose i do get upset when the case is gone...

isnt man rule number one "never turn down a free beer"?

anybody can look hot when you still have that mental image of last years events burned on your retinas...

She looks like she has oral herpes.

Oh wait thats a smudge on my screen.

I think.

@ Whale, unfortunately no - the first 10 articles all have to do with tits, ass and women. hey man, i don't make up the rules, i just follow them.

not hot, I would steal bang the shit out of her just to say I did Britney, but she's not hot

Not anymore I'd say she was still hot around the red skin tight leather number from that one video but i lost interest after that

Major No. Never have, never since.

sorry but the only thing that should be stuck in her now is a fork.

meh. you asked if she was hot, not if we'd hit it... so she's just ok for me...

The Hitman is wise. I retract my previous statement, yes I would hit it. Hot or Not? Not.

How much drinking is involved? Because with the right amount, she is a sex goddess ala "Toxic". Otherwise, I'm trying to ignore the Cheeto stains on the wife beater and the intoxicating mixture of Marlboro Lights and Fanta on her breath.

i aint gonna lie. i would hit it but i wouldnt brag about it. it would be one of those drunken random "fun facts" at a kegger Oh! dude, i totally forgot to tell you, i porked brittney spears dude! yeah! i didnt go down or anything cuz it looked like an abused pastrami sammich but she still gave some pretty decent dome..." *high fives, then pukes*

yeah Id say hot Id give britny my spear give her the ultimate orgasim and listen to her say oops I never did that before