Hot Brazilian Girl Gets Her Butt Massaged

it's an anti-cellulite treatment... not that she needs it on that perfect ass...

Sweet Oden's Raven

that's where she farts

man, i'd love to smell her a fart

Sweet grandmother's spatula!

don't get too close though Lukas, you'll get pink eye

smell her a fart... just came up w/ a new expression! urban dictionary, here i come!

Hot Pot of Coffee!!!!

Uncle Jonathans Corn Cob Pipe!!!!!

By the Beard of Zues!!!!

thats it....my posts are going to be coming from BRAZIL from now on. It'll be just me, blanca, and the hottest chicks ever!!!

Sweer Satan's Succubus!

Sweet*...oops

By the Wings of Pegasus and the Armor of Odysseus! (God of War 2 DOES teach us something! Take THAT educational system!)

and Mark: Nice SF2 Reference...lol

thanks brosef....i used to play as vega, but then I looked up gay in a dictionary and switched to blanca!! LOL

LMAO, Vega was a bit on teh ghey side, wasn't he?

I have to say though, I hated Blanka's crazy barrel rolls...but I'd just get Ken on his ass and SHORYUKEN!

...It's nice to be able to geek out a bit and still be ok with the gf...lol

I told my gf the night that we met.....if we are to be hanging out and effing on a regular basis.....I am a ohio state fanatic, I LOVE videogames, and I smoke the chronic on the reg. she was cool about it so I got a 5 yr. relationship outta it.....aint life grand?

SONIC BOOM!!!!
YOGA-FLAME/FIRE!!!!!!
oaniodngaoidngoiadhngoianlgkg ~Chun Lee
HOYUKIN/SOYUKIIIIIN


and I used to molest ppl with E. Honda's 1000 hand slap move....it was glorious

LMFAO...ok, brosef, I see your knowledge is good, but you must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!

OH, and let's not forget...
TIGER.
TIGER...UPPERCUT.

I'm the actual reason that Sagat has that eye patch.......Bob Sagat that is. LOL

and I def. took a good month or so to perfect Sub-Zero's ice moves/fatalities and let me tell you what....he is an unstoppable fighter if you can master it. People still wont play me to this day......

Subby's nice...no doubt, but I still prefer the sheer ugliness of plunging a spear into someone's chest while screaming "GET OVER HEEERRRRRRE!!!" Scorpion was the shit.

"Oh look your frozen......"
"Watch out for that patch of ic.....ooops too late, come to papa"
"Oh shit I bet you never thought you'd see your own SPINE BITCH!"


all legitimate MK taunts that have been used by muah

but a solid player could usually block that.....

I was also nasty w/ Baraka and that scissor slice move....oh the fighting game glitches that could be exploited by the observant player.....I used to hustle kids for their lunch money in Middle School LOL

Oh Hellz yeah. Baraka was my mofo. I'd get happy and hack and slash fools all day long...with that evil shit eating grin on my face...lol

See, you're getting me all nostalgic for a good ol' fashioned game of MKII.....

vega was the man, stop fronting.

Vega was a badass fighter, but you and I both know he was fuck feet gay.

tru

He was rocking that one claw......Thriller style

or should that be, "gay as fuck feet?"

Scorpion was my favorite too....not that I was an accomplished player. I liked to spear/upper cut/jump kick...once you got it started it was hard to block.

i always rocked out Ermac or Kenshi in the later ones.....gotta love that telepathic slam!!!!

oh, have you guys seen this: Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat on youtube that someone made? http://youtube.com/watch?v=vP7GKYXMviI

The drunken monk was fun to play too...any special move that pukes on the other player is ok in my book. Can't remember his name though.

My buddy always kicked my ass using Raiden...bastard.

Raiden was a bastich...but I still gotta love the fact that they BLATENTLY ripped his design from "Big Trouble in Little China"...Thunder God or not, come on...lol

Bo Rai Cho bitch.....the drunken master

I was slightly let down by this video. Don't get me wrong, it's a 10 in my book, but I was expecting a more hands on approach.

With SF, and MK, I always wondered why Balrog and Jax played like ass. They were two of the most one dimensional fighters ever. Or maybe I just sucked.

no, it's because they're black. it was racial.

actually, jax, in the right hands, was deadly, and cheap as hell. my boy used to trap my character in the corner and body slam him over and over, and there was no escape. (I made especially sure to avoid any places in that statement where it could sound gayer than it had to)

That was frickin' awsome hitman...thanx. Scorpion was kickin some ass for a lil while haha.

Thanx Mark...I'm getting the urge to dig out the SNES for shits and grins.

Chris, that was sweet.

Yeah, Balrog was not good at all. Jax wasn't as bad.

Dear local news station,
I believe we are losing jobs and viewers to foreign markets. Take this clip of a Brazillian host getting her rear end massaged; Now I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but if let's say Bianca De La Garza* go in for a nice relaxing butt-massage. what would be the harm? She'd feel better the station would get better rating, and most of all the viewers would really feel better.
Sincerely Yours,
concerned viewer

* http://bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/bianca-de-la-garza.jpg

LMFAO...SWEEEEEET.

Time to go home...catch all you fuck feet tomorrow.

this sucks i get busy at work and somehow manage to miss an entire conversation about mortal combat and SF2.

i was all about the yoga flame/yoga fire.
im not even gonna try to spell his name

Dhalsim.

you guys would enjoy: Street Fighter, The later years. There's a whole series, and it's pretty funny:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711287

Dhalsim meng.....what do they skip spelling in second grade canada? LOL

Did chun lee start whoring herself out to pay for E. Honda's burger habit?

cuz I personally.....would paymLOL

agreed on the black charachter sucking chris......its a plan by the man to keep us ppl up north from glorifying the black man....ask al sharpton

YOGA FLAME

BRAZILIAN GIRLS ARE THE HOTTEST.