High Five: Five Reporters We Watch the News For

Please note: we didn’t include any of the Naked News reporters because they get naked and, quite frankly, we think that’s cheating. 

Jennifer Eccleston

Shanon Cook

You can catch Cook as a correspondent at CNN, where she got her start reporting on entertainment and whatever else they could drum up interest in by lining up her pretty face alongside.  You might also recognize her from Command and Conquer 3, where she tests her acting range by playing... ahem... news reporter Cassandra Blair.

Jackie Guerrido 

Oh, you didn't think we'd be watching Univision, did you?  But how could we fathom getting our weather reports from anyone other than the lovely Jackie Guerrido and her trusty weather balloons.  Guerrido has been quoted as saying that, before her responsibilities as weatherperson took control of her life, she exercised four hours a day.  That just doesn't seem healthy.  But she looks pretty freaking healthy now, doesn't she?

Courtney Friel

A co-anchor for Fox, the Philadelphia-born Friel cut her teeth hosting the World Poker Tour, where she was the probably the object of more jokes about somebody "getting a straight" than she'd care to remember.  Friel is something of a rising star in the reporting world, so it wouldn't be a surprise if her March 2006 FHM photo shoot was her last, but we hope it's not.

Melissa Theuriau

You have to have satellite TV and watch news about France in French to see Melissa Theuriau, but it is so worth it. Not since the French kiss has something so utterly sexy come from the land of the frog-eaters.  She’s been called the most beautiful newscaster in the world, and we agree 100%. In fact, if it were theoretically possible to agree at levels greater than 100%, we would break down whatever barriers necessary just to do so.  We can't understand a word she's saying.  And we don't care, because it doesn't matter.  If the world comes to an end, we hope Mlle. Theuriau breaks the news so we can all die happy.