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2/13/2009 |
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The 5 Hottest Chicks from Fighting GamesIf there’s one thing video game nerds like, it’s masturbating. But if there’s another thing video game nerds like, it’s fighting games. Oh man what if you mixed those two together? You’d have my failed video game “Jizm Fighter”. Or this list. |
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2/6/2009 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Simpsons CharactersCountless porn sites are dedicated to cartoon ladies, so what cartoon is more fitting to have a hot chick breakdown than the longest running one of all time. Today we take a trip to Springfield to find the 5 hottest babes of The Simpsons. |
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1/30/2009 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Chicks From Totally Sexist Super Bowl AdsSuper Bowl ads can be touch and go. They either suck really bad or end up awesome, with very little middle ground in between. But one way to make an impression is hot chicks being degraded. Here are the five hottest chicks to ever grace a 30 second Super Bowl spot. |
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1/23/2009 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Best Actress WinnersThis week revealed probably the hottest selection of Academy Award Best Actress nominees ever with Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, and the suddenly-hottish Kate Winslet in contention for the prize. But let’s delve into the Oscars’ past for the 5 hottest winners of all time. |
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1/16/2009 |
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Hi 5: The 5 hottest chicks in '24' historyAs you should know, 24 is the most ass-kickingest show on TV. Since it returned with new episodes this week, let’s take a look at the five hottest chicks to ever grace us with their presence. |
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1/9/2009 |
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Hi 5: The 5 hottest chicks on TV shows you shouldn't be watchingYou know these ladies from their popular shows that no self-respecting male would be caught dead watching. But just because their shows are full of estrogen doesn't mean the ladies aren't worth your attention. |
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12/19/2008 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Celebs Who’d Make Perfect ElvesEveryone has a fetish where they pretend to be Santa having an inappropriate encounter with an elf. Wait, you don’t? Well, fine. Anyway, here are the 5 hottest celebs who’d make perfect little elves in that fantasy. |
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12/12/2008 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Celebs Who Could Have Been ProstitutesPeople say the only difference between an actress and a hooker is a script. Okay, no one says that, but nonetheless, here are five singers and actresses who, if not for a break or two, would be blowing you for bus fare. |
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12/5/2008 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Chicks With Completely Stupid NamesThere are few things harder than dating a chick with a weird name. Every time you’re in bed and have to say it and break out into giggles or awkwardness, it kind of kills the mood. Here are the five with the best looks and worst names. |
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11/21/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Hottest Actresses Who Need to Work MoreHollywood is a tough place sometimes. No matter how hot you are and how capable you may be at uttering a complete sentence, you might not be able to find leading roles. And with Hollywood being as gay as ever, the casting couch isn’t going to get you anywhere than an awkward stare from a befuddled executive at Paramount. Here are five chicks we can hope find their way back into the big or small screen. |
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11/14/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Hottest Animated Ladies of DisneySo what if these foxy ladies of the Magic Kingdom are drawn by the hands of underpaid Korean people or that they aren’t “real” in the traditional sense? Doesn’t mean you can’t pine away and wonder which ones are the foxiest… |
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11/7/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Five Hottest Celeb Chicks Who You Know Are All NaturalThere are so many “famous” women out there who show off the goods for the attention of magazines, fans, and sites like this one. But anyone with a reality show credit or a vaguely successful modeling career can show off for a paparazzi and get attention. What about the talented girls with the all-real bodies? Well, finally, here’s a chance to honor these unsung heroes. |
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6/27/2008 |
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Hollywood's 5 Hottest Ugly DucklingsUsually, we get to see celebrities get uglier over time (we're looking at YOU, Britney). Which is why when the opposite happens, we get excited. It's always nice when an ugly duckling turns into a swan -- hey, even if we're spiteful bastards, who the hell would argue against having more hot chicks in the world? So without further adieu, we present to you Hollywood's 5 Hottest Ugly Ducklings... |
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6/20/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Hottest MuppetsAs young men we were constantly bombarded by images of beautiful, fictional women on TV and in movies. But what about the hand-operated ones? Muppets: a taboo subject to be sure. What if it was socially acceptable to take a felt-covered female in loving embrace? These would be the top 5 choices. |
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6/13/2008 |
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Hi-5: Hottest Chicks In Condiment AdsThe 5 Hottest Chicks in Condiment Ads? "DV, you guys are running out of ideas!" you must be thinking. Stop judging us. We're not on trial here. Also, no, we're not running out of ideas. It's just that countless hours logged searching for hot chicks on the web has resulted in some interesting outcomes. One of them is that my "batin" arm is in a sling. The other is this Hi 5. Yum. |
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6/6/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Five Hottest Handicapable Women in MoviesIt’s hard to be taken serious in Hollywood when you are a beautiful woman. Sometimes she has to go that extra mile to prove that she can be more than just a pretty face with a nice pair of cans and a sweet ass. She can be a pretty face with a nice pair of cans, a sweet ass AND a disability. |
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5/30/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Celebs We Need Bikini Pics OfThey say that the Internet ruins everything. It ruins our childhoods, it ruins our health, it ruins our overall expectations of the world around us. Critics of the Internet will say that it has turned our generation into childish, impatient fact-seekers; billions of people who have no idea what it’s like to have to put time and effort into getting the information they want. |
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5/23/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Women Harrison Ford Nailed in the MoviesIndy IV came out yesterday, and reviews were generally positive: while telling a new story, Crystal Skull managed to frequently pay homage to all those adventures from Dr. Jones' past. That in mind, we thought it prudent to pay homage to those women Harrison Ford, the character, has had sex with in the movies. Whether as Han Solo or the President, Harrison Ford gets a lot of play -- and these are his five best lays. |
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5/16/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Women Who Secretly Play Dungeons & DragonsEver since man has been inventing activates to entertain him and his friend’s people have ridiculed each activity. Once enough people pick up that activity it loses it nerd status and becomes main stream. The two most recent activities that come to mind are poker and video games... not so much Dungeons & Dragons. Yet, 5.5 million people play every year. Certainly some of them have to be women, and some of those women have to be celebrities. Here are the five hottest candidates. |
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5/9/2008 |
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Hi-5: 5 Hottest TV MomsDon’t let the popularity of the deplorable American Pie film franchise cast a historical bubble around your way of thinking; hot moms have been popular since the beginning of time. After all, what’s not to love about an attractive mother? For my money, there’s always going to be something alluring about a girl that’s semi-competent with sustaining a human life, a tad older than your friends and perhaps a little easy. That will never go out of style. |
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