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Archive > Hi-5 Women |
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6/27/2008 |
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Hollywood's 5 Hottest Ugly DucklingsUsually, we get to see celebrities get uglier over time (we're looking at YOU, Britney). Which is why when the opposite happens, we get excited. It's always nice when an ugly duckling turns into a swan -- hey, even if we're spiteful bastards, who the hell would argue against having more hot chicks in the world? So without further adieu, we present to you Hollywood's 5 Hottest Ugly Ducklings... |
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6/20/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Hottest MuppetsAs young men we were constantly bombarded by images of beautiful, fictional women on TV and in movies. But what about the hand-operated ones? Muppets: a taboo subject to be sure. What if it was socially acceptable to take a felt-covered female in loving embrace? These would be the top 5 choices. |
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6/13/2008 |
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Hi-5: Hottest Chicks In Condiment AdsThe 5 Hottest Chicks in Condiment Ads? "DV, you guys are running out of ideas!" you must be thinking. Stop judging us. We're not on trial here. Also, no, we're not running out of ideas. It's just that countless hours logged searching for hot chicks on the web has resulted in some interesting outcomes. One of them is that my "batin" arm is in a sling. The other is this Hi 5. Yum. |
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6/6/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Five Hottest Handicapable Women in MoviesIt’s hard to be taken serious in Hollywood when you are a beautiful woman. Sometimes she has to go that extra mile to prove that she can be more than just a pretty face with a nice pair of cans and a sweet ass. She can be a pretty face with a nice pair of cans, a sweet ass AND a disability. |
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5/30/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Celebs We Need Bikini Pics OfThey say that the Internet ruins everything. It ruins our childhoods, it ruins our health, it ruins our overall expectations of the world around us. Critics of the Internet will say that it has turned our generation into childish, impatient fact-seekers; billions of people who have no idea what it’s like to have to put time and effort into getting the information they want. |
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5/23/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Women Harrison Ford Nailed in the MoviesIndy IV came out yesterday, and reviews were generally positive: while telling a new story, Crystal Skull managed to frequently pay homage to all those adventures from Dr. Jones' past. That in mind, we thought it prudent to pay homage to those women Harrison Ford, the character, has had sex with in the movies. Whether as Han Solo or the President, Harrison Ford gets a lot of play -- and these are his five best lays. |
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5/16/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Women Who Secretly Play Dungeons & DragonsEver since man has been inventing activates to entertain him and his friend’s people have ridiculed each activity. Once enough people pick up that activity it loses it nerd status and becomes main stream. The two most recent activities that come to mind are poker and video games... not so much Dungeons & Dragons. Yet, 5.5 million people play every year. Certainly some of them have to be women, and some of those women have to be celebrities. Here are the five hottest candidates. |
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5/9/2008 |
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Hi-5: 5 Hottest TV MomsDon’t let the popularity of the deplorable American Pie film franchise cast a historical bubble around your way of thinking; hot moms have been popular since the beginning of time. After all, what’s not to love about an attractive mother? For my money, there’s always going to be something alluring about a girl that’s semi-competent with sustaining a human life, a tad older than your friends and perhaps a little easy. That will never go out of style. |
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5/2/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Five Hottest Chicks With DouchebagsHotties and douches unfortunately go hand in hand a lot of the time -- why not pick out the hottest women who've had the lack of judgment to hang out with the douchiest douchebags? |
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4/25/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Hottest Celebrity SmokersSmoking is gross and uncool and expensive and dirty... until you actually light one up. THEN it's awesome and sexy. Five celebs pull off the "cancer stick"-look better than all others. |
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4/18/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Hotties of the GI Joe MovieWith the GI Joe movie not-so-quickly approaching for 2009, why not get ready to find out which actresses you'll be ogling when the movie comes out? We endeavor to let you know which hotties will be in the flick, and which have only been rumored. And knowing is half the battle. |
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4/11/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Five Hottest Female AuthorsIt's a simple task picking the five hottest hot chicks in bikinis. You can't go wrong; they're all hot chicks. But what if you take a really obscure category never known for the inclusion of attractive people? Can you still find the elusive hotness? Of course you can. Sort of. |
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4/4/2008 |
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Hi-5: Hot Weather GirlsWeathergirls? Weather girls? Weatherwomen? Either way, they stand in front of a green screen, look hot, and get paid ludicrous amounts of money. It's time to show them our respect. |
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3/28/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest PETA BabesLet's not split hairs: we eat meat. We enjoy eating meat. We will never stop eating meat. But if we were to stop eating meat, we probably couldn't have a better reason than one of these ladies. |
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3/21/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Sexiest Beer CommercialsAh, beer. It's the perfect compliment to any meal and an even better start to a perfect night on the town, but with so many options out there, how do you pick the beer that best suits you? Easy -- by looking at their commercials. Since beer and babes go hand and hand, it makes sense to use half-naked women to try to sell a few bottles. Let's take a look at 5 of the sexiest beer commercials of all time. |
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3/14/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Naturally Beautiful CelebsWho needs makeup when you're naturally purdy? Natural beauties are infinitely more interesting than big-boobed chicks who might as well be porn stars, or anorexic supermodels. Their lives must be irritatingly easy -- they were, after all, born beautiful -- but goodness, these women are fun to look at even without makeup. |
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3/7/2008 |
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Hi-5: The 5 Hottest A-Cups in HollywoodBreasts aren't everything. As hard as that may be to grasp, it's the truth: sometimes a great bone structure, figure, or face can make up for love pillows the size of basketballs. With that in mind, we present the five hottest A-cups (give or take a cup) in Hollywood. |
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2/29/2008 |
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Hi-5: The Five Hottest Female Soldiers on FilmMichael Clarke Duncan once famously said, "There's nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun." And boy, was he right. For the most part, the women on this week's Hi-5 haven't been completely naked, but hell if we haven't thought of it -- these female soldiers can simultaneously kick ass and inspire boners at the drop of a hat. |
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2/22/2008 |
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Hi-5: Five Hottest Oscar WinnersOnce a year, there is an event that sets all the hearts in tinsel town aflutter. No, not the annual Tom Cruise gay-midget orgy, the Academy Awards. The Oscar ceremony is generally known for three things. Ridiculously priced formal wear, mind-numbingly boring acceptance speeches, and the loser’s faux-happiness for their competitor’s success. Thankfully, this gruesome display of lavish excess has one redeeming quality: hot Hollywood p*ssy. |
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2/15/2008 |
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Hi-5: Charitable WomenEvery guy wants a woman who's constantly ready to give it up. In this case, of course, the "it" is time and money to various worthy -- or unworthy, depending on how Japanese you are in one case -- causes. Here are the five women most likely to give you a helping hand when you're down and out. |
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