Hi-5: The Hottest Muppets

The Mahna Mahna Girls

While lacking the physical beauty of other female Muppets, the Mahna Mahna Girls have something special about them.  

Maybe it’s their singing or their perfectly choreographed moves. Possibly even their slutty eye make-up, but there is definitely a certain feature about these otherworldly creatures that attracts beyond the implications of rationality. The answer is probably right in front of me, but I can’t quite figure out what is so sexy about these ladies. 

Red Fraggle

Red Fraggle is the jailbait of the bunch. Like the “Hit Me Baby, One More Time” Britney Spears of the Muppet world, Red likes to flaunt her stuff in a short skirt and pigtails.  

Janice

This chick rocks, literally. The lead guitarist for the Muppet band “Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem”, Janice is all about the rock star lifestyle.  

Camilla the Chicken

Either Gonzo the Great knows something we don’t about this party fowl or he’s just a chicken f*cker. Camilla the Chicken is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded by mysterious sex appeal. Whatever she has beneath those feathers will probably always remain a secret, because it’s a known fact that she is simply a cock tease.

Miss Piggy

It’s been thought that Miss Piggy is only about the green, usually compared to the white chick that only dates black guys. But the truth is, Piggy is a star fucker and a gold digger.  

She will loan out those pork tenderloins for anyone with the green-backs. With that in mind, it is conceivable that for the right amount of money, you too can have yourself a night in hog heaven.  

Written by Top10Kid.com