Hi-5: Five Sexiest On Screen Alba Moments
By Mario Frassetto on August 03, 2007 - 8:00 am | PermalinkCelebrating Miss Alba’s recent break up and resurgence onto the single scene, all week we have paid homage to Miss Alba. Today we culminate our obsession/worship with the five sexiest Jessica Alba moments on the silver screen. Common running themes in these scenes include bikinis, leather, lingerie and crazy sexy hip gyrations. Yeah, enjoy.
Stumble It!Honey
First and foremost, this movie blows some serious ass. The only, and we mean ONLY reason we even considered watching it was that she’s in it. And the fifth-best moment on screen for her, (and us) is her dancing and gyrating in the movie. No particular scene, just her in a tight-assed half shirt moving and shaking like San Francisco during an earthquake.
Fantastic Four
Arguably one of the hottest women to don spandex as a super heroine, Alba plays Miss Invisible to a tee. And, without a doubt, her sexiest moment in the series thus far was in the first movie. It’s when she first tries to use her powers, takes off most of her clothes and (thank God) ends up in her underwear on the bridge. Too bad the movie wasn’t rated-R as we may have gotten to see some full-on nakedness. Well, we can always hope, can’t we?
Into the Blue
Jessica Alba is in a bikini for most of this movie. Do we really need to say anything else? Every moment that she is in said bikini is a sexy moment. I guess it gets better when she’s wriggling though the ocean like some mermaid sea goddess, but that’s really just splitting hairs. This movie also produced the biggest tease in Playboy magazine history, when she made the cover but wasn’t to be found sans bikini inside. Boo.
Idle Hands
One of her first “big” movie roles, her sexiest moment in this film is a no-brainer. For Halloween, she dresses as an angel, which really is just white lingerie with some wings attached, and it only gets better. While running from the (ahem) zombie hand, she gets tied to the roof of a car in said outfit. Not much sexier than that, now is there?
Sin City
Sweet little Nancy Callahan. We really couldn’t think of anyone better to play the grown-up hot, sexy, half-naked version. Working as a dancer at a bar in Old Town, her sexiest moment has to be in (or more so, on) that very bar. Her hypnotic "dancing" skills shine once again, and her barely-there cowgirl outfit and lasso don’t hurt. Quite possibly the sexiest bar/dance scene ever (although Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn might have a case) leaves us VERY happy that it happened and hopeful that she’s in Part Two. If it ever gets made. Please.
Bonus Vid = Most of the sexiest scenes are compiled here... although the dudes that make these seriously either have way too much time on their hands or are certifiable. Scary...
