03.21.08 From the Viking
Hi-5: Five Sexiest Beer Commercials
Written by Eddie Machado & Frank Movsesian
Ah, beer. It's the perfect compliment to any meal and an even better start to a perfect night on the town, but with so many options out there, how do you pick the beer that best suits you? Easy -- by looking at their commercials. Since beer and babes go hand and hand, it makes sense to use half-naked women to try to sell a few bottles. Let's take a look at 5 of the sexiest beer commercials of all time.I've never heard of Moosehead Light Beer, but then again I've never seen two women give each other an erotic rubdown. This commercial gets a few points taken off due to the sight of man ass, but we would all make that trade-off to see two chicks rub each other down. Hell, we do it every time we watch a porno.
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Do you hate your job? Do you dream of one day working in a place loaded with hot women and free beer? Well, this commercial is pretty much the closest thing you'll ever get to that. Look on the bright side. If you showered with your coworkers, you could use Bill from accounting's hairy sac as a loofa. You know he hasn't manscaped in years. Yea, I said it, but we were all thinking it.
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Come on. You knew we would have to look towards Brazil to find hot women in a beer commercial. We love it not only because there are tiny bikinis, but because there are TONS of tiny bikinis. Hell, even the cartoon tattoo had to stop and do a double take. The best thing about this spot? Someone got rid of a really stupid tattoo. And your mother said drinking beer would never amount to anything good...
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This commercial has three things that guys love: women with huge breasts, beer, and women with huge breasts fighting in a fountain. Maybe I'm hanging around the wrong fountains because whenever I see two chicks fighting they always have chunks of each other's hair in their hands instead of each other's shirts. They also have mustaches.
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We revisit Brazil for yet another thong-filled beer commercial where a woman does the bidding of a dude with a beer. I'm not sure why he didn't try to shove the beer down his pants once he saw what was going on. I think we can all agree it's worth icing your man jewels for a Brazilian rub down. At least he didn't let his friend touch his bottle. Here's a lesson to all you young drinkers out there: protect your bottles, because there are guys out there that want to get their hands on them. Especially at truck stops.
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Whale
03/21/2008 16:04
I want to work at Tui brewery
Whale
03/21/2008 16:04
but im not trading in my dork!
The Hitman
03/21/2008 16:06
not bad, not bad ;)
"Let's make out..." ftw! lol
"Let's make out..." ftw! lol
Whale
03/21/2008 16:08
Im going to try #5 with every beer I drink from now on
John
03/21/2008 16:12
damn...last 2 = raging semi
DV Admin
03/21/2008 16:15
Oh, and for those of you who hadn't noticed...we double dosed you in the r-rated. Have a great weekend!
Matty
03/21/2008 16:15
What?? no Colt 45?? I'd like to see what kind of chicks would be in that!! LOL
Mattthoing
03/21/2008 16:16
LOL 4th are the of all five...
Matty
03/21/2008 16:16
Thanks Admin, you just turned Good Friday into "Great" Friday!!
I know, that was lame
I know, that was lame
Mark
03/21/2008 16:40
RAGING......brb 10 fl bathroom here I cum LOL
Mark
03/21/2008 16:41
really lame brosef....
Matty
03/21/2008 16:46
Why don't you go shit yourself!!!! LOL
Out early today, have to go to church (Bar) Peace out crotch goblins!
Out early today, have to go to church (Bar) Peace out crotch goblins!
mrjomorisin
03/21/2008 16:49
...and fine double-dose it is Mr DV Admin guy, oh and thanks for doing that on Friday, now I have the weekend for my wrists to recuperate.
DvO
03/29/2008 22:17
Love the Miller Lite ad (hate the beer).
nancy
05/06/2008 02:07
she even uploaded her sexy videos! Like me, the whore!
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