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01.11.08 From the Viking

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Hi-5: Five Hottest Zombie Movie Chicks

Whether they're killing zombies or getting killed by them, there's just something obscurely attractive about a pretty woman dealing with the undead. But maybe that's just us.

 

5. Monica – Dawn of the Dead (2004), played by Kim Poirier

 

She's only got one or two lines in the entire film (hardly surprising, given the breakneck pace of Zach Snyder's Dawn of the Dead update), but poor Monica gets two of the most memorable moments in the entire flick: in the first, she's having sex with a douchebag, and in the second, she's accidentally being cut in half by an old bastard with a chainsaw. The whole gang of good guys is escaping the mall in an armored van, the old guy fires up the chainsaw and begins to move from one side of the van to another, the van hits a bump, and -- whoops -- the hottest chick in the film gets sushi-fied. Given her almost complete lack of character development, we only see Monica experiencing the two emotional extremes in life -- orgasmic ecstasy and horrific, agonizing pain. The contrast is more than a little unsettling.

And just in case you wanted to see a picture of her where she isn't getting violently murdered:

 

 

4. Julie Walker – Return of the Living Dead III, played by Mindy Clarke

 

In case you haven't seen Return of the Living Dead III -- and logic would dictate that you haven't -- the main character, Julie Walker, gets turned into a sort of half-zombie half-human hybrid thirty minutes into the film. Consumed with the simultaneous and contradictory desires to eat human flesh and love her boyfriend, poor Julie goes more or less insane with hunger and confusion throughout the film's running time. This leads to self-mutilation (seen above), the violent murder of some evil gangsters, and an eventual showdown with the military -- and through it all, Mindy Clarke is looking good. She looks evil and violent and scary, to be sure, but definitely in a sexy bondage sort of way.

Julie is the kind of chick who would have unbelievable sex with you for an hour straight, but give you roughly eight thousand cuts and bruises in the process.

 

3. Scarlet – 28 Weeks Later, played by Rose Byrne

"Rage infected humans aren't zombies blah blah blah" shut up and die. Rage humans are zombies if only so Rose Byrne can get a spot on this list. It is a proven fact amongst those in the know that nothing is hotter than a European chick who can convincingly fake an American accent; when the woman in question is from Australia, and has one of the smoothest voices in the history of goddamn vocal cords, then we're talking about one of the most incredibly attractive women to ever appear in any movie, zombies or no zombies. 

 

2. Trash – Return of the Living Dead, played by Leanna Quigley

We already proved that real men love the flick, and Return of the Living Dead's most memorable scene got that way thanks to Trash's cemetery striptease. Channeling the creepy zombie movie cliche of combining sex and violence (but much more quickly, and with a lot of ironic humor), Trash tells her friends that being surrounded by men who tear her clothes off and eat her alive would be the worst way ever to die. She then rips her clothes off and begins to dance around the cemetery, until minutes later when, of course, she dies in the exact manner she predicted and comes back as a zombie queen. Kinda unsettling and gross, kinda funny, kinda sexy; not unlike the rest of the movie.

 

1. Slack – Land of the Dead, played by Asia Argento

 

Few actresses seem truly at home in the nihilistic zombie genre. Asia Argento is one of them. Despite being in one of the least zombie-esque zombie movies ever made (fast zombies I can deal with; intelligent zombies aren't, by definition, zombies at all), Argento embodies the hardcore kick-your-ass-then-shoot-a-zombie-in-the-face zombie flick badassity with I'm-a-sexy-yet-vulnerable-woman cliche of the modern horror film. She's got the uneasy good looks of a superhot drug addict and the intelligence it takes to make a film like The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things. As a character, Slack (also, what the fuck kind of a name is "Slack") basically acts as one of two or three truly good, moral characters in the entire flick -- kind of a surprise, given how good she looks in fishnet stockings or holding a gun.

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There are 33 comments so far:
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:37
WTF?! Come on! I am a great connoisseur of zombie films and these all fail ('cept Scarlet from 28 Days Later). Here's your winner:
Milla Jovovich as Alice in the Resident Evil movies
http://www.gameover.es/media/resident_evil_movie.jpg
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/resident-evil-apocalypse-1.JPG
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/milla_jovovich/thumbnails/tn2_milla_jovovich_2.jpg
Mark
01/11/2008 09:38
I can pick up the "slack"
Lukas
01/11/2008 09:40
is she a zombie in those flicks, desmo?
Lukas
01/11/2008 09:40
(altho not all these gals are zombies)
Mike
01/11/2008 09:41
I don't think Milla is hot at all. She's badass but fugly.
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:42
"Whether they're killing zombies or getting killed by them"

Very first sentence of the article ;)

And actually, she half-kinda-is a zombie. The "T-Virus", which infects everyone, was injected into her, but she's got some crazy genetic resistance (go figure), and it instead gives her limited psychokenetic abilities and super fuckfeet killing powers
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:43
Ya, well she's not hot all the time, and I think that has just about everything to do with her hairstyle choices, but for the sakes of how badass she is in the movies, it obscures her less attractiveness.

Also, she's hotter than everyone on this list except Rose Byrne
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:45
I will say the couple times she's naked in the movie, she does have like the itty-bittiest titties, which is a pretty decent turn-off
Mark
01/11/2008 09:46
I was VERY disappointed in the RE movies......they could've made a blockbuster movie just following the storyline of the game, which was WAY more horrifying....I was a superfan of RE tho...I once played thru half of RE2 just so I could test the theory that:

The licker who busts thru the window in the interogation room of the police station after you get the key, he scared me once, he almost made me piss my pants twice, but the third time I would not flinch cuz I knew it was coming.....needless to say I needed some depends cuz i shit my pants still
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:48
Lol ya dude, those games are awesomely scary, but I don't think you can compare the two (movies and video games).

Because:
There is no movie on this planet that has actually -scared- me.
But I've played a few video games (mostly RE), that really scared the crap outta me, and I think it's because of the interactiveness of the games. You're more involved.

Also, I do think the RE movies could have been better, but they certainly weren't bad I didn't think. They went a whole new direction with the third one, and I thought that one was pretty awesome
Mike
01/11/2008 09:51
Sorry Desmo but Mindy and Asia both are hot and both are hotter than Milla.
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:53
I think my fanboyism is defeating my hot-o-meter
MacGyver
01/11/2008 09:55
I love RE4 the only game that i can say has ever scared me
Desmo
01/11/2008 09:57
The plot of RE4 was kinda weird though. The whole brain parasite thing was a lot different than the rest of the series
Mark
01/11/2008 09:58
True that....but the interactive knife-fight scene was maybe the best scene in a game ever....
Mark
01/11/2008 09:59
Pussy or not.....I will not play those games in the dark
Desmo
01/11/2008 10:00
Mark, me neither man, unless there's someone else there
Bob
01/11/2008 10:03
I'll give you Rose and Asia, but seriously, Milla is so much hotter than the other three chicks on this list.
Desmo
01/11/2008 10:06
Highfive Bob! Ya boi!
Mark
01/11/2008 10:08
Bob is intimidating for the simple fact that when he posts...Kratos looks into my soul....
The Hitman
01/11/2008 10:23
Naw, screw that. Scariest moment in the Resident Evil series was the first one...before you knew any scares were coming, and you're walking down that first loooooonnnnng hallway...the music builds, and CRASH!!! through the window come the Cerebus hellhounds! That shit is STILL off the hook, even in spite of all the technological advancements...
SoFa
01/11/2008 10:26
wow you gusy get on here PRONTO lol, good morning all and hey hitman is there a link to where everyones picutres are posted.
Desmo
01/11/2008 10:27
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/Hitman_mh/

There ya go SoFa
SoFa
01/11/2008 10:32
saweeet thanks buddy
The Hitman
01/11/2008 10:32
You can also check out the "Bucket List" post and today's babe post.
#1 Killer
01/11/2008 10:49
Chris, that part in the hallway...I still remember the first time I saw that...It scared me and I was just watching someone else play HAHA
Desmo
01/11/2008 10:52
It doesn't help that we all played those games when they came out, which for me, was like 7 yrs old. At home alone. Man I was scare.d..
#1 Killer
01/11/2008 10:58
True.
Bethanie
01/12/2008 19:00
Milla wins, hands down. What a sucky list.
Lukas
01/12/2008 21:59
boo
Jen
01/25/2008 09:52
MILLA is a sexy as hell undead super killing machine. I miss my shrine to her... it might be time to resurrect it. This list doest blow chunks.
Jen
01/25/2008 09:54
and don't knock the itty bitty titties... damn it.
Alric
02/02/2008 05:06
Nobody has mentioned Planet Terror (the first half of Grindhouse, for the uninformed) yet? Seriously? no love for Rose McGowan, as the lovely lady with an assualt rifle peg-leg?

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