Hi-5: Five Hot Chicks In Santa Suits

PAMELA ANDERSON

This has to be one of the hottest moments ever on Jay Leno's "Tonight Show."  Pamela Anderson at the pinnacle of her hotness wearing a one piece Santa suit so short it shows off her panties when she walks. And the spirit of "giving," even if it's just giving us a peek at her undergarments, is what Christmas is all about. 

MICHELLE MONAGHAN

Anyone who's seen "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" knows why Michelle's on the list. Anyone who hasn't seen "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" now has a new gift to add to his wish-list letter to Santa. This girl is smoking hot in a "I'm tough on the exterior but super hot and awesome on the interior" sort of way and when a sexy tough girl puts on the Santa duds while still holding on to her "gat," brains will melt. Michelle goes the extra mile in the film by actually stripping naked out of her Santa suit. Showing the Goods + Santa Suit = Best XMAS EVERR!

GEMMA ATKINSON

This British model/actress is as sweet as they come. The way she fills out her Santa suit is mostly nice, with a serving of naughty in the form of her heaving cleavage. If you woke up to that face on Christmas morning, don't expect presents. Santa's done enough. 

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

This Brazilian model's pink Santa suit is hardly traditional, but I think we can forgive her... right, guys? Hell, it's mostly a bra and panties with some white trim, a hood and a present sack attached. Again, fine by me. What's great about seeing this goddess in a "Santa" suit is that it makes me think, for a brief, split second, that she's a normal human being like the rest of us. "Oh, she dresses up like Santa on Christmas? Just like my grandma use to do!" But then when your eyes focus and you start to realize what you're looking at--beauty incarnate.

HEIDI KLUM

What's great about Heidi is that she's an amazingly hot chick, far beyond any mortal man's league (except for, apparently, Seal), but coupled with those out of this world looks is a great sense of humor. Ok, maybe not a "great" sense of humor, but she seems to enjoy a joke or two (something her fellow Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima seems incapable of). This Victoria's Secret ad perfectly showcases Heidi's playfulness. Sure, she has a vagina made out of pure satin and a smile that could melt the polar ice caps (sorry Al), but she still dresses up like Santa and lip synchs to a goofy little song. If that doesn't give penile inspiration, I think you need to take your equipment back to CompUSA and get a full cash refund. And by equipment, I of course mean computer. And by computer, I of course mean penis.