Hi-5: Five Candidates to Be the Next Britney

Amy Winehouse

This one is almost unfair. To say that Amy Winehouse is going to someday crash and burn is an understatement. She marks "crash and burn" on her weekly to-do list. Yet, she still continues to get bigger and bigger, which means that the crashing and the burning will be harder and harder, just like the drugs. 

Aly and A.J.

Maybe it is just the hope that these two sisters will have a lewd cat-fight in the middle of Sunset Blvd, but Aly and A.J. are prime candidates for major fame followed by a slew of drug addictions and promiscuous sex. Blame it on their faith-based upbringing or their unnecessarily close sisterly bond, but these two will one day be forced to graduate to the real world where anxious paparazzi will capture their biggest mistakes.

Vanessa Hudgens

We've already got a nude picture. Add in the certain doom of a high-profile relationship with Zac Efron and we've got us a recipe for disaster. Disney is behind her, which means her career will only get bigger before it takes another big plunge.

Ashlee Simpson

Daddy issues. Sister-with-bigger-boobs issues. Dating Pete Wentz. That alone could lead a person consult the "Paris Hilton Guide to Handling Fame and Fortune." With a new album coming out and a new nose, Ashlee's got herself a start. Now all she needs is that one bad decision to get this slip-and-slide of fame underway.

Lindsey Lohan

What did you really expect? La Lohan is the reason these kinds of lists exist. Unless she shows more skin, her acting career is over. That leaves her music career, or lack thereof, and surefire public embarrassment. Might I suggest a performance at next year's VMAs?