05.29.08 From the Viking
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Heidi Montag bikini pics never seem to end. At least they are consistently fake looking in their candidness. Once again, Heidi Montag makes a contribution to our Celebrity Bikini Watch!
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Matty
05/29/2008 16:41
Blah!! David Blain I command you to make her disappear!!!! forever!
Dave
05/29/2008 16:46
Matty speaks for himself......in the immortal words of "Black Flag",gimme gimme gimme.....gimme some more!
Oscar
05/29/2008 16:47
I don't like this new crop of hollywood gals. Hayden peneiitterererer and Hedie montage and so on. Although Heidi has a nice ass.
But her first name has more vowels than consonants so...INFIDEL! ALALLALALALALA!
But her first name has more vowels than consonants so...INFIDEL! ALALLALALALALA!
Matty
05/29/2008 16:57
In the immortal words of "Too Short"...
I pulled up to her playin' Short Dog.
I said "Hey" she said "Wheee".
I said " Damn a fuckin' wort hogg!"
I pulled up to her playin' Short Dog.
I said "Hey" she said "Wheee".
I said " Damn a fuckin' wort hogg!"
Oscar
05/29/2008 17:14
The honorable Elijah Mohammed teaches us that blond women are pork eating devils.
Oscar
05/29/2008 17:24
The honorable Elijah Mohammed teaches us to never trust a person wearing Ed Hardy.
Now if she was wearing Sailor Jerry, then that's another story.
Now if she was wearing Sailor Jerry, then that's another story.
Matty
05/29/2008 17:47
Ed Hardy is about as cool as Von Dutch!!
Meaning anyone wearing either should be erased from society!
Oscar, I got tore up on Sailor Jerry rum last Saturday. Nothin' fancy, just thought I'd share.
Meaning anyone wearing either should be erased from society!
Oscar, I got tore up on Sailor Jerry rum last Saturday. Nothin' fancy, just thought I'd share.
Matty
05/29/2008 17:57
Unrelated topic, but this is why Matty was crazy late to work this morning.
http://www.abc15.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=21075ce3-3e72-437f-b1c5-a7284aa61406
http://www.abc15.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=21075ce3-3e72-437f-b1c5-a7284aa61406
mrjomorisin
05/29/2008 17:59
Before she is cast to the fiery depths of Hell, Mrjomorisin wishes to violate all of her orifices, then, let the casting begin
mrjomorisin
05/29/2008 18:01
Was Matty in one of the cars, or the person struck by the 40 cars?
Matty
05/29/2008 18:04
Matty would have been car 41 but my NASCAR reflexes missed by centimeters.
Luckily, I was behind everything but sat there, flicking my bean for about an hour, before making to the airport exit. GOODTIMES!!!!!!
Luckily, I was behind everything but sat there, flicking my bean for about an hour, before making to the airport exit. GOODTIMES!!!!!!
mrjomorisin
05/29/2008 18:07
Mrjomorisin has call Matty for the TPT violation in the 2nd sentence
mrjomorisin
05/29/2008 18:09
Mrjomorisin, wonders how many (boxes of) Ziploc baggies were needed to clean up the highway?
Matty
05/29/2008 18:14
Hahahahaha! Matty imagines it would be somewhere in the area of ALL Ziplocs ever made.
Lukas
05/29/2008 19:00
5% represent
JDawg
05/29/2008 19:33
She looks retarded, but I'd still fuk her sweet ass body... and that other chick from the Hills Have Eyes
Oscar
05/29/2008 19:58
Tell 'em Lukas! Enlighten these 85 percenters!
Holla @ Allah
Holla @ Allah
Whale
05/29/2008 19:59
Bikini shots are the only thing that this bitch is good for, but she is actually not bad at it!
Steve
05/29/2008 20:46
That is a pretty nice boob job.
joe
05/30/2008 09:00
Damn matty, yellowhair needed to lay off the peyote, and his (ex) Gf needs to not have the last name laughing....lol
Moncho
05/31/2008 12:25
I love this attention whore, she is so worthless.
hollywood
06/01/2008 05:19
very nice site, I ALSO EXPLAINED LOT IN HOLLYWOOD HEROINES
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