Creative Intoduces Shuffle Killer

The tiny Zen Stone holds 1 GB for 40 bucks, eats an Apple a day.

The World's Fastest Loo

Put a port-o-potty on jets, and what do you get? Pure, unbridled awesomeness.

Japan Creates Virtual Dogwalking Game

What's next? A virtual "playing video games" video game?

The Classiest Hands-Free Cel Phone Kit on Earth

For the discerning cel phone user.

Hands-on With the New Optimus Prime Transformer

...it's big, it's red, and it's pretty freakin' hard to transform.

The Technology We'll Have in 50 Years

This documentary is lose-lose: either it's totally wrong and we still won't have flying cars, or they're right and we'll all be at least sixty by the time these inventions are available.

The Five Creepiest Robot Clones Ever Made

WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!

The Doggy Hump Doll

Sex dolls for humans = disgusting. Sex dolls for dogs = adorable.

Blood Puddle Pillows

Freak out your friends and loved ones, because they deserve it.

UK Creates Stab-Proof Hoodies

I wish I'd had these in high school. Not because I'd need them, but just so I could act like a dick and not worry about dying of knife-related injuries.

The Amazing Beer Robots of Japan

Someone explain to me why there aren't any in the U.S.

Would you Wear these Watches?

The answer is YES.

Applied Geometry

Wow...that's pretty cool, but how am I gonna go shopping now? 

You Need Chuck Norris Action Pants

They won't bind your legs.

Cigarettea

They look like cigarettes, but they're actually miniature tea bags of the non-scrotal variety.

Fully Automatic BB Gun

You'll put your, and several other peoples' eyes out with that thing. Very quickly.

Transforming Robot

This crazily articulate robot can be anything it wants.  It's going to take your job.

A (Barely Researched) Timeline of Portable Music

The iPod has become a ubiquitous presence in our daily lives.  Whether on subways, in malls, or attached to the girl you’ve been stalking, you can’t go five minutes without seeing someone’s earbuds showing.  But it didn’t start out like this.  Humankind has been striving to make music portable for millennia, and the iPod is just one in a string of innovations.   Presented here, courtesy of Double Viking, is our official Barely Researched Timeline of Portable Music.

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Japan Creates Cyborg Chicks

As in, baby chickens. Robot baby chickens that can't walk, but can react to your every touch. Terrifying.

Beer Pouring Robot

Push a button, and he removes a cold brew from his stomach and pours it for you.