Games That Only Guys Understand
August 20, 2012 - 7:53 am | PermalinkIn addition to why it’s necessary to be able to drink from a beer keg upside down, the kinds of games that guys play with one another are equally as important to dude culture.
The “How Much Would It Cost” Game
This game is a timeless classic. It never gets old, no matter how mature you think you've become after taking that Liberal Arts class at the community college. Essentially, the game goes like this: “How much would it cost for you to (perform some action).” The actions are usually humorous and might include:
- Have sex with Oprah Winfrey
- Eat an ounce of dog shit
- Be locked in a room for 48 hours with Gilbert Gottfried
Usually the answers to the question is in the millions of dollars, or at least the hundreds of thousands. Your conversation might go something like this:
Guy 1: “Ok, so how much would it cost for you to give Larry King a hand job?”
Guy 2: “For how long? Like a minute, or...all the way?”
Guy 1: “He has to finish.”
Guy 2: “Shit. He's pretty old. I don't know, I guess I could do it for fifty million dollars.”
And then, of course, there's always this friend of yours:
Guy 3: “I'd do it for twenty bucks and a pack of smokes.”
The “Don't Look There” Game
Pretty self explanatory. If you look at the sign your friend makes, they get to punch you. Alternate versions also involve a “nut tap,” where your friend has the opportunity to strike you in the scrotum instead of the arm. No homo.
The “Screw, Marry, Kill” Game
Popular online these days, “Screw, Marry, Kill” is pretty self explanatory: out of three girls, which one would you screw, which one would you marry, and which one would you kill. Detailed explanations and hours-long conversations will ensue.
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