Parents Try to Name Their Son "4Real"

A few years ago, a southeast asian government had to take measures to keep their citizens from naming kids after auto parts (Spark Plug, for instance).  Good to see there's no racial monopoly on awesome parenting.

Top 20 Movie Insults

#13 -- "Benjamin is nobody's friend.  If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

A Field Guide to Hollywood's Cougars

I'd probably hit Helen Mirren. I admit it. I might have to be a bit drunk, but I'd do it.

Jabba the Cat

Jesus Christ, this is a f***ing fat f***ing cat.

15 Hilarious Church Signs

"Read the Bible -- it will scare the Hell out of you"

Family Guy Infomercials

They never say why you can't watch infomercials all night.  Also, you definitely can.  Trust me.

Funny Comic Book Stuff

It's a sad day when Spider-Man gets a metal fist in the pooper.

First Date

What if the subtext was what you actually said?  It might work out fine.

A Time and a Place for Everything

For instance, a good place to get your teeth pulled is in a dentist's office.  A good time to smoke cigarettes is when you're not pulling someone's teeth.  This video breaks those rules.

Fun With Perspective (and Japanese People)

A bunch of fairly clever pictures, several of which involve drinking giant milks.  Oh no, Japanese teenager!  Don't drink all that milk!  You'll see what I mean.

Monkeys

They're like people only dumber and hairier.  They're like your hirsute, retarded uncle.  You have one of those, right?

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The Merrill Howard Kalin Show

This guy decided to make a public access cooking show where he pretends to be retarded.  Gotta stay in character, buddy.  Funny that he looks retarded, though.

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Those Duplicitous French

It's a butt, right?  Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice... aww, come on... please stop fooling me.

10 Weirdest Japanese Beverages

Are you thirsty... for salad?!?  Well, damn it, that's exactly why we invented Water Salad!

So It's a Naughty Cop You Want

Another response to a craigslist ad, this time to a woman looking for some hot five-oh lovin'.

A Guy's Guide to Zombies

"Zombie Culture:  It's Contagious!"

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Two of the Best Reasons for Girls to Drink

1) Pole Dancing, 2) Falling down while Pole Dancing.

Shaking Hands Has Become Too Complicated

Remember when you could just shake someone's hand?  Me neither, actually.

British Police Apprehend Criminal with Help of Rickshaws

It's almost like riding on someone's handlebars.  "Follow that man, and continuously step on it!"

Hermaphrodite PSA

Starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone, produced by Troma Films (Toxic Avenger, Cannibal: The Musical!).

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