Five Types of Catfights

Ahh the catfight, every man’s favorite female sport. It may seem counter-intuitive to pair images of brutal beat-downs with the temperament of the supposedly more gentle sex, but these videos drop that reasoning on its ass and prove hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

1. DRUG/DRUNK

The girlie can't remember what she did last night and a hunk of her hair is missing?  It’s probably for the best that the prior evening's events are forgotten…punches do hurt, after all. 

2. REVENGE

Also known as the Betty and Veronica syndrome. Usually, in this form of catfight, there’s one of us guys involved who has pulled a genius maneuver to turn the girlfriend and the other woman against each other instead of him.   

3. FANTASY

A fight type as mystic and rare as unicorns, this flirtatious slap fest is meant to turn you on rather than knock you out.   The best of them end up with a steamy ‘now lets hit the showers’ (thereby combining anything-but-clean girl on girl fighting with a betty homemaker twist).  This type of smack down is so hot, guys want to watch it and girls want to be a part of it.  Note: sometimes this brand of chickfight borders on porn and comes off as staged as Criss Angel’s disappearing go cart trick  (not that many guys would care), but it is the unfake-able adrenaline rush from each of two willing parties that makes a true diamond in the rough stick out. 

4. GANG

Straight thuggin’.  This is as close as girls get to engaging in a football pile up, which may explain why it is often a forum for lesbian aggression.  Maryland REPRESENT! P.S. look how often O’Reilly’s hands go off frame, eh? 

5. CORPORATE

There’s no better way to get ahead in a man’s world than clawing your way to the top, and showing that you are the queen bitch by out-slicing the weaker link.  It’s called hegemony, people.  This lord-of-the flies style power-hungry smack down shows that while sticks and stones can break your bones, words can snap your career in half, while simultaneously catapulting that of your arch nemesis.