05.30.08 From the Viking
Fight Club: Your Dog VS Two Stray Cats
Written by DV Staff
Who would win in a fight to the bitter end… your beloved pooch or a pair of vicious alley cats?

YOUR DOG
Strengths: His size (he's bigger than the two cats put together). His long legs, which are good for stomping and running. His significantly bigger mouth, which is good for biting.
Weaknesses: He's been neutered, so unlike what cliched movies say, you CAN take at least a little bit of the fight out of the dog. He's used to not fighting and, instead, getting belly rubs from you. He's disease free (which, in the grand scheme of things, is great but is a disadvantage when it comes to fights to the death).
TWO STRAY CATS
Strengths: Strength in numbers, as the saying goes. Their teeth and claws are sharper than the dog's. They are insane, hungry and diseased, which means they'll fight past the point of reason.
Weaknesses: They're small and closer to the ground. If one is taken out, then the other one is gonna be easy to kill as well. They might die at any second due to starvation and disease anyways.
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Nuff said!
A javalina had the nuts to walk straight up to my front door on Saturday at 2 a.m. I had the door open with the security door shut and my dogs didn't do a fucking thing!! So maybe the cats!
1) Play 'Toss & Catch' with an Opossum.
2) Leave 1/2 of many types of mammals in my back yard.
3) Eat through a wall to get at a stray dog in my yard,
I do believe she can, as quickly as she would want to, dispose of a couple of cats.
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Normally I would pick two cats because cat's don't fuck around, especially two stray tomcats. But a very large, very strong and vicious pitbull would of course make quick work of two cats. My Jack Russell would make it an entertaining fight, because them sumbitches are smart and crazy, but eventually two cats would get him.
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