Fight Club: Your Dog VS Two Stray Cats

YOUR DOG

Strengths: His size (he's bigger than the two cats put together). His long legs, which are good for stomping and running. His significantly bigger mouth, which is good for biting.

Weaknesses: He's been neutered, so unlike what cliched movies say, you CAN take at least a little bit of the fight out of the dog. He's used to not fighting and, instead, getting belly rubs from you. He's disease free (which, in the grand scheme of things, is great but is a disadvantage when it comes to fights to the death).

TWO STRAY CATS

Strengths: Strength in numbers, as the saying goes. Their teeth and claws are sharper than the dog's. They are insane, hungry and diseased, which means they'll fight past the point of reason.

Weaknesses: They're small and closer to the ground. If one is taken out, then the other one is gonna be easy to kill as well. They might die at any second due to starvation and disease anyways.