Fight Club: TV Families Edition

I don't know, but I have both theme songs doing a mash-up inside my head right now. Not cool dude.

The dad from growing pains plays hockey, so I got my money on the Seavers.

i go with family ties



michael j fox grabs them one by one and shakes them to death

then tina yothers eats their corpses

but the tanners from alf would take both out

crackhead max wright for the win

Hippies/young republican Vs. Kirk "super christian" Cameron??



Punky Brewster for my jock!

even though i'm married a little part of me died hearing about lima getting married......and if what she says about being a virgin is true....marko is THE luckiest man on the face of the earth....damn to be the one to pop that cherry

If Michael J can turn into the Teen Wolf, they have a shot..otherwise both familys die of starvatioon waiting for their residule checks...

Lets break this down shall we....

Alan Thicke v. Michael Gross

Thicke is Canadian so that is a negative right off the bat. Gross has a beard and was in Tremors. Gross ftw.

Joanna Kerns v. Meredith Baxter

Baxter wins this easily because I say so. Baxter ftw.

Kirk Cameron v. Michael J. Fox

Fox is legally a midget and has "the shakes". Kirk has God and Boner on his side. Kirk ftw.

Tracy Gold v. Justine Bateman

Bateman has pretty much vanished but her brother is pretty cool. Plus Gold is anorexic. Bateman ftw.

Jeremy Miller v. Tina Yothers

Yothers played Tonya Harding in The Tonya Harding Story. Is there any question she would throttle that little bitch Miller? Yothers ftw.

There it is
Family ties 4, Growing pains 1.

Sha la la la!

hahaha! Can't forget Boner.

his full name was Dicky Stabone, my buddies called their band that. Classic.

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Lisica would like you to know that she's going to hang herself.