Fight Club: Tony Soprano VS Michael Corleone

By DV Staff on May 27, 2008 - 11:00 am | Permalink

One has brawn. The other has brains. Both are in the mafia. Who would win in a fight to the death?

 

 

Fight club: Tony Soprano VS Michael Corleone
 

 

TONY SOPRANO

Strengths: He's big (around 6'2 and well over 300 pounds), he's mean (he offed his own nephew, Christopher) and he's lucky as hell (how else do you explain surviving a gut shot like he did?).

Weaknesses: He's a dumb ass from Jersey. He's fat, which means he's slow. He's got it coming to him BIG TIME.

MICHAEL CORLEONE

Strengths: Smart as all fuck. He's cold blooded (he has his own brother killed).

Weaknesses: Not that big. He never seems to get his hands dirty. He's actually dead, from a stroke (though that happened in Godfather Part III, so scratch that). 


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