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05.27.08 From the Viking

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Fight Club: Tony Soprano VS Michael Corleone

Written by DV Staff

One has brawn. The other has brains. Both are in the mafia. Who would win in a fight to the death?

 

 

Fight club: Tony Soprano VS Michael Corleone
 

 

TONY SOPRANO

Strengths: He's big (around 6'2 and well over 300 pounds), he's mean (he offed his own nephew, Christopher) and he's lucky as hell (how else do you explain surviving a gut shot like he did?).

Weaknesses: He's a dumb ass from Jersey. He's fat, which means he's slow. He's got it coming to him BIG TIME.

MICHAEL CORLEONE

Strengths: Smart as all fuck. He's cold blooded (he has his own brother killed).

Weaknesses: Not that big. He never seems to get his hands dirty. He's actually dead, from a stroke (though that happened in Godfather Part III, so scratch that). 

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There are 16 comments so far:
Mark
05/27/2008 11:14
Tony Soprano FTB (for the BING! OHHHHH)
Lukas
05/27/2008 11:28
tony fashloggins
Mighty Thundercleese
05/27/2008 12:02
Tony isn't dumb!!! He's uneducated, yes, and ignorant to most of the world outside his own little sphere, but you don't become a mob boss by beating people up. Speaking of beating people up, Tony would pound Michael down like a Satriale's sub.
Mighty Thundercleese
05/27/2008 12:03
PS - He worked that meathead he hired as a bodyguard RIGHT AFTER he got out of the hospital with his gunshot wound.
Guy Incognito
05/27/2008 12:20
You're not giving Michael enough credit. He blasted a drug lord and police captain point blank in a quiet family restaurant. He's lucky enough to survive machine guns through the bedroom window and an old school Sicilian car bombing (that killed his piece of ass 18 y.o. wife). He's also a WWII hero that earned a Silver Star, you don't do that without capping your share of Nazi's.
InglewoodJack
05/27/2008 12:23
Corleone FTW! O.G. style.
Matty
05/27/2008 12:25
Sammy "the Bull" Gravano, narced out John Gotti and then came to Phoenix and started a HUGE ecstacy ring at ASU!!!


oh yeah, Corleone!!!
The Hitman
05/27/2008 12:27
one on one, Soprano would mop the floor with Corleone.
Matty
05/27/2008 12:35
Cuz, Soprano would litteraly eat Corleone! Just like mom's beef-a-roni.
mrjomorisin
05/27/2008 12:53
Hopefully both...just a couple guineas, Who Gives a Flying F*
John
05/27/2008 13:35
corleone
chris
05/27/2008 14:44
i just want to take the time and say mrjomorisin's avi is quite possibly the best thing i have ever seen. I just lost track of the last 2 hours watching it. it is mesmerizing.
Captain Tightpants
05/27/2008 17:07
Corleone ain't as physically tough, but he has (had?) the brains and the cojones. Corleone FTW
Whale
05/27/2008 18:56
Corleone ftw!
Oscar
05/28/2008 02:39
Michael! Military training ftw.
Moncho
05/28/2008 03:05
I dont know how he would do it but if there is a will there is a way and if there is a will, and there is a fucking will, there is a way, and there is a fucking way, Michael would win.

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