Fight Club: Tony Soprano VS Michael Corleone
By DV Staff on May 27, 2008 - 11:00 am | PermalinkOne has brawn. The other has brains. Both are in the mafia. Who would win in a fight to the death?

TONY SOPRANO
Strengths: He's big (around 6'2 and well over 300 pounds), he's mean (he offed his own nephew, Christopher) and he's lucky as hell (how else do you explain surviving a gut shot like he did?).
Weaknesses: He's a dumb ass from Jersey. He's fat, which means he's slow. He's got it coming to him BIG TIME.
MICHAEL CORLEONE
Strengths: Smart as all fuck. He's cold blooded (he has his own brother killed).
Weaknesses: Not that big. He never seems to get his hands dirty. He's actually dead, from a stroke (though that happened in Godfather Part III, so scratch that).
