07.11.08 From the Viking
Fight Club: Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning
Which NFL start quarterback would win in a fight to the death, Tom Brady of the New England Patriots or Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts?
Tom Brady
Strengths: The more intense the situation, the harder he's going to kick your ass.
Weaknesses: Telling him a hot celeb wants to birth one of his demon spawns usually does the trick.
Peyton Manning
Strengths: He has a metal plate in his head, and that usually spells doom.
Weaknesses: Seemingly, you could hurt his feelings really easily. Or at least get him flustered if you put enough pressure on him.
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Ryan
07/11/2008 10:05
Manning wins for his hilarious SNL skit.
Moncho
07/11/2008 10:10
I dont watch sports so I dont know who these two retards are.
Matty
07/11/2008 10:14
Manning.
That fool takes a beating like Ike Turner gave to Tina.
That fool takes a beating like Ike Turner gave to Tina.
kevin
07/11/2008 10:41
BRADY ALL DAY. HE WOULD OUTSMART MANNING AND THROW HIM THE BEETING OF HIS LIFE.
joe
07/11/2008 10:45
joe montana whips both their asses blindfolded
btw happy 24th moncho?!
btw happy 24th moncho?!
mrjomorisin
07/11/2008 10:50
No one mentioned Brady growing beets in his garden; is this how he would give the BEETING of someone's life?
Contest--Fuck 'em both, I hope they kill each other
Contest--Fuck 'em both, I hope they kill each other
Moncho
07/11/2008 11:04
Thanks dudes. I have a terrible hangover and a trip to the beach at 2 pm.
Moncho
07/11/2008 11:05
*dude
DV Admin
07/11/2008 11:11
I think I'm going with Manning. He's got a lot of pent up rage mixed with envy to fuel him.
mrjomorisin
07/11/2008 11:34
RE: Taking kid to Stripper pic: That kid is just thinking about supper time while looking at those fun bags....or a potential career in 18 years
Mexico Joe
07/11/2008 12:07
Manning, cause Brady fucked up the big one after a perfect season, and he's probably getting most of his IQ sucked out by jessica simpson
mrjomorisin
07/11/2008 12:27
MJ do you mean he fucked up a perfect season? Because 18-1 isn't a perfect season, unless you're everybody outside of Boston that was hoping they would lose to the Giants
Matty
07/11/2008 12:36
" I like the Wizard of Oz"
mrjomorisin
07/11/2008 13:01
Matty, you just want to catch one of the Wicked Witches bent over, tying their shoes...
Matty
07/11/2008 13:11
Damn right Bro-hemian Rhapsody!!! Plant my seed in those wenches!
kevin
07/11/2008 14:39
mex joe, tony romo is gettin sucked by jessica simpson, brady is gettin sucked by geisel
perfect regular season,
perfect regular season,
Oscar
07/11/2008 19:31
Peyton looks like he could take a punch. Ryan NFL Seacrest looks like he can't.
Mexico Joe
07/11/2008 19:50
holy shit, I got em mixed up... and I meant the perfect season IF they had won the superbowl, if you win everything EXCEPT the superbowl it don't mean shit, and brady still wins, cause Gisele might be hot as all hell, but her face looks like a dude, and unless he's doing her doggy style he's looking at a dude's face
hijacked69
08/06/2008 22:23
I would have to go with Brady. 3 rings do a hell-a-uv lot more damage than one ring. Plus have ever meet a guy the when u remind him about child support doesn't get a little mad. Oh yeah and don't forget he has Beli-Cheat in his corner. Plus Manning is way to slow. Not kidding when i say his 40-yard dash at the combine was slow than 50% of O-line men.
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