07.02.08 From the Viking
Fight Club: The Lost Boys VS Interview With A Vampire
Written by DV Staff
Which fictional (we hope!) vampires would win in a fight to the, well, death (even though they're already dead); the vampires from "The Lost Boys" or the vampires from Anne Rice's "Interview With A Vampire"?
THE LOST BOYS
Strengths: They're vampires but they're also bad asses (especially Kiefer Sutherland). They rock cool leather jackets. They sleep upside down in a cavern.
Weaknesses: They don't really ice too many people (they mostly turn peeps into vampires). They were easily killed when their leader was iced off.
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE
Strengths: They're super old vampires. One of 'em (Lestat) survived being buried alive for hundreds of years. The "head" vampire is super hard to find, so they'll be chiiiilin' for a while.
Weaknesses: They're pretty fruity. They also don't kill too many people.
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Melissa
07/02/2008 15:39
Lost Boys, duh, they have Keifer! Also, the vampires in Interview were super gay and the vampires in Lost Boys would have kicked those pansy nancy boys right in the arse.
joe
07/02/2008 15:41
lost boys
drac still fuck up all their shit tho
drac still fuck up all their shit tho
Hurricanes
07/02/2008 15:49
Lost Boys. The other side would be too busy fucking each other to fight.
Mexico Joe
07/02/2008 15:50
Lost boys, beacuse they were less gay even though they have the name of Peter Pan's sidekicks
mrjomorisin
07/02/2008 15:50
Agree with Mel, they've got Jack Fuckin' Bauer, how the hell can Tom holmes compete with J.F. Bauer?
Matty
07/02/2008 15:51
2 of my favorite movies EVER.
Interview w/ a Vamp, who wouldn't want to keep Kirsten Dunst 12 yrs old and then bang her every night??
Interview w/ a Vamp, who wouldn't want to keep Kirsten Dunst 12 yrs old and then bang her every night??
Oscar
07/02/2008 15:53
Kirsten has brittish teeth.
Lost Boys. Scientology ftl.
Lost Boys. Scientology ftl.
Matty
07/02/2008 15:57
She's got a wonderful set of N.Y. Boobs!!!
any vampire culdren that can be taken out by Haim and Felman, well sir, that is something I don't want to be a part of!
or, am I thinking of Silver Bullet?
any vampire culdren that can be taken out by Haim and Felman, well sir, that is something I don't want to be a part of!
or, am I thinking of Silver Bullet?
Melissa
07/02/2008 16:01
Matty....Kristen Dunst makes me un-horny, please stop mentioning her!
Oscar
07/02/2008 16:06
Silver Bullet was tight. Isn't that with Gary Busey?
Oscar
07/02/2008 16:07
Or am I thinking of Coors Light?
chris
07/02/2008 16:10
I was in silver bullet! Oscar you and matty make up 50% of the total population that has ever seen that movie! My son and I are the other 2. Jake loves it.
Lost boys hands down.
Lost boys hands down.
Matty
07/02/2008 16:14
Silver Bullett was pretty dope!! Especially since the main vampire had a sweet 'fro and muttonchops.
Maybe that was Blackula??
Maybe that was Blackula??
chris
07/02/2008 16:14
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! Nice Avi Oscar!
chris
07/02/2008 16:17
wasnt corey in a wheelchair in that one? if so thats why it didnt do so well at the box office. you cant put your teen throb in a wheel chair. what 13 year old girl dreams about a handicapped boyfriend?
Oscar
07/02/2008 16:19
Muchos Gracias chris! I think we are the only few who've seen Silver Bullet
The Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hSkvsPs13I
The Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hSkvsPs13I
chris
07/02/2008 16:22
can someone tell me why coors is pushing the blue mountain thing? so when the mountains are blue your beer is cold, big deal. cant you just tell by fucking touching the thing?
Oscar
07/02/2008 16:28
Yeah! And now the dumb widemouth thing on the can. IT'S LIKE ONLY 2cm WIDER!
Matty
07/02/2008 16:29
Because people who drink coors lt are fucking knobs and need to be told how to drink a beer.
Matty
07/02/2008 16:30
All I need is a fucking bottle opener. Nuff said. and I need a lighter, sometimes a pint glass and that's all I need.
chris
07/02/2008 16:33
no shit oscar. venting can? who gives a shit. how about lowering the price of the beer instead of putting money into your r&d department! seriously. color changing mountains and venting cans! all i need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and i'm fine.
Ryan
07/02/2008 16:36
I have seen silver bullet with the handicapped corey. I also agree with Matty people who drink coors are tools and it is a disgrace.
Matty
07/02/2008 16:37
That's right Chris.........sometimes you just look straight at that beer and say "hey bud, lets party"
Ryan
07/02/2008 16:37
oh and Lost Boys FTW! TomPitt would be too busy blowing eachother to defend themselves against Jack Bauer.
Oscar
07/02/2008 16:52
I wonder what Coors will think of next. A can with a widemouth on the side too so you can shotgun them?
chris
07/02/2008 16:56
shotgun beer cans! now thats an idea oscar!
chris
07/02/2008 16:59
haha matty. this is history class...I see the globe right there!
Oscar
07/02/2008 17:03
I need to patent that!
mrjomorisin
07/02/2008 17:19
Matty, coors is NOT BEER.
When the clydesdale drink buttwiper, and piss that out, coors mops up said piss, cold filters it and makes coors beverages.
YOU'VE BEEN SCHOOLED, NO MORE MISTAKES
When the clydesdale drink buttwiper, and piss that out, coors mops up said piss, cold filters it and makes coors beverages.
YOU'VE BEEN SCHOOLED, NO MORE MISTAKES
Matty
07/02/2008 17:31
That was the whole point JOMO!!
we were all stating how shitty coors is and the fucking lame promo/product awareness shit they use.
Never drank it and never will.
Guinness. I might have to break one off in your butt for that one! LOL
we were all stating how shitty coors is and the fucking lame promo/product awareness shit they use.
Never drank it and never will.
Guinness. I might have to break one off in your butt for that one! LOL
C3Judgement
07/02/2008 17:37
Lets look at this... Both Immortal Vampires.
One is Jack Bauer, one is Scientology's fruity midget that everyone hates.
Who do you think will win? Vampire Bauer all the way!
One is Jack Bauer, one is Scientology's fruity midget that everyone hates.
Who do you think will win? Vampire Bauer all the way!
Bear
07/02/2008 17:45
Both movies were gaytarded. I can't believe people actually killed each other over Lost Boys after it came out. The film is just stupid. That's like starting a death cult over Jeopardy. Anne Rice is a shitty writer as well. Although it is interesting that up to this point Tome Cruise was considered the manlier actor. After Interview With a Vampire, all that changed and Pitt proved himself the not-batshit-insane one. Coors is gross.
Bear
07/02/2008 17:50
I forgot to mention the head vampire from Lost Boys is that pathetic, old, nerdy guy from the van commercials. It also had the two Coreys as vampire hunters (I would have found Betty White and Bea Arthur more believable). Interview was shamed with Kirsten Dunst, who is a plague on any film she is in, cursing it to B-moviedom with her unmatched stupidity.
Melissa
07/02/2008 18:17
Silver Bullet was so cool, but I was always more of a Corey Feldman girl than a Corey Haim one, mostly because Corey Haim's character in Lost Boys was so overtly homo, ya'll did notice the big Rob Lowe poster on his closet, right?
Matty
07/02/2008 18:43
Mel, have you seen Dream a Little Dream??? Feldman was a whiter version of Michael Jackson, than Jacko himself. From how he dressed to the way he was dancing in the gym in front of Meredith Salanger. Damn I'm on fire today.
Salanger for the win=giant boobs.
Salanger for the win=giant boobs.
Oscar
07/02/2008 18:50
hahaha!!!! Check out the Plot Keywords for Dream A Little Dream!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097236/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097236/
Lukas
07/02/2008 22:28
btw is mark dead?
Melissa
07/03/2008 16:27
@ Matty yeah Dream a Little Dream was pretty cool at the time but Feldman was in his Jacko phase which was frightening. And yes, the Natty Gann chick does have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Daniel
07/03/2008 22:55
Gary Oldman and Christopher Lee team up for a double Dracula devastation of both the Lost Boys and Lestat and co. Seriously, Gary Oldman as Dracula actually impaled people and Christopher Lee came back from the dead like 30 times so yeah this one is easy.
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