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07.01.08 From the Viking

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Fight Club: Swamp Thing VS Man Thing

Written by DV Staff

Which comic book swamp monster would win in a fight to the death, DC's Swamp Thing or Marvel's Man Thing?

 

 

Fight Club: Swamp Thing VS Man Thing
 

 

SWAMP THING

Strengths: He's made of pure vegetation, so he can't be killed by conventional means (shooting, stabbing, beating etc). He's super strong. He's a mean bastard who's out for revenge (both for the people who "killed" his human form and for people who hurt Mother Nature). His consciousness can switch to any mass of plants, at will (so if his body gets destroyed, he can simply move on).

Weaknesses: He's a moody bastard so when he gets depressed, he just stops moving and lays there.

MAN THING 

Strengths: He's strong. He is almost invulnerable to harm. He can turn himself into ooze. He has psychic and mystical powers.

Weaknesses: He grows weak if he leaves the swamp. He's somehow associated with Howard the Duck.  

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There are 16 comments so far:
Matty
07/01/2008 15:19
Black oily slicky thing from CreepShow 2.
Matty
07/01/2008 15:20
Swampthing=Heather Locklear=Lame.
Lukas
07/01/2008 15:33
swamp thing the comic rulez tho, so fuck u matty. u on a faggotry roll today
Matty
07/01/2008 15:41
OUCH!!!!

you should know by now, I never got into comix. I watch the crappy movie version. ;)
Lukas
07/01/2008 15:43
this is true. coughfagcough
joe
07/01/2008 15:50
swamp thing
Matty
07/01/2008 15:56
Save the potty mouth for your Siegfried y Roy show this weekend!!! LOL


now who's the ghey?


p.s. I pulled a Mark and got mega-bent b4 work, that should explain everything!??
Lukas
07/01/2008 16:05
oh, i thought pulling a mark was dying?
chris
07/01/2008 16:42
locklear was in swampthing 2 matty. adrienne barbeau was in the original. sequels never count unless we are talking about Empire.

Matty
07/01/2008 16:48
Hahaha!! or, doing a stretch @ Rikers Island.
Matty
07/01/2008 16:55
Porky's 2
chris
07/01/2008 17:33
caddyshack 2
Nick
07/01/2008 17:34
Man Thing because when he becomes angry he emits clouds of sulfuric acid so he could dissolve Swamp Thing while battling him and then go and recharge in the swamp while Swamp Thing reconstitutes his body from his new vegetation that he moves his mind into but then if they continued to fight the same thing would happen resulting in a never ending fight but I'd say Man Thing wins because he'd win every fight he's just unable to finish Swamp Thing
Matty
07/01/2008 17:43
Chris, all whom where involved in CS2 should be hit in the face with a ballpeen hammer!! LOL
Whale
07/01/2008 20:14
Man-thing is supposed to be some nexus of realities or galaxies or something like that, he can destroy the whole swamp for miles and miles. In true geek lore this is a no contest, swamp thing is just a guy who got a little too into his plants.
Tomy
07/02/2008 09:58
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