Fight Club: Ryan Seacrest VS Simon Cowell

Would purses be allowed in this epic battle?

sure

lukas thinks ryan would kill simon

Wow...this battle would be quite terrible...like watching a shitty fat chick fight another shitty fat chick...not much to hope for!

if simon headbutts, it's over...seacrust is out like a light

Killer thinks it would be like the Episode of Southpark where the Perfect Smug Storm is created, except in this case it would be an epic douche storm...

john agrees killer

John, for simon to head butt seacrust, he would..have...to.....pull.......his .........
Oh, Never mind

simon, he quite clearly is chokka-blok full of testosterone, look at all that hair on his arms

and seacrest is suspiciously metrosexual

not suspiciously, jibson

jibson has no idea who the guy is and is merely going by the photo, so he could say cowell looks rather too metrosexual as well but jibson knows he is tapping a fine piece of ass

Craig thinks Ryan couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag, but Simon looks like he fits well into the English tradition of slap-fighting. Have you ever seen one of those fights that ends when both parties retire exhausted without landing a single shot? This smells like one of those.

Lt.Cmdr.J.Williams would win the fight

Lt.Cmdr.J.Williams! argh

english people are vicious fighters, particularly the women

Lt.Cmdr.J.Williams will sue

Lt.Cmdr.J.McFartydouche pants

Lt.Cmdr.J.DickTard

Lt.Cmdr.J.Kent

Heres the fight:

Lt.Cmdr.J.TakesItUpTheAss vs Kent.is.a.whore.sniffer.org

Ryan has all that bottled up pissy, plus Whale believs that Simon is more limp wristed, Whale know thats liike saying the himalyans are bigger than the rockies but still

Nick says that simon would mop the floor with gaycrest.

Unlike Marcellus Wallace, these two do look like bitches. Cowell, because, well, you cant go through life being that big of an asshole without knowing how to defend yourself a little bit.

Cowell would put his boot right up Spermcrust's ass, anything else & spermy would say thank you.

Keith realizes as gay as Cowell is, he probably has a lot of weight on Queercrest, and would demolish him.

Cowell insults Seacrest's sloppy vagina.
Seacrest starts a limp-wristed slap fest, which lasts for about a day.
Bear shows up and knocks them both out cold with a single, thunderous backfist.

simon for sure ryan too busy hiding in the closest

hell ya

it would be an open palmed fight. lots of attempted hair pulling. cowell ftw.

right on mac

tall dating site= the apocolypse

Cora, you cum-guzzling skank, take your spam and ram it sideways up your ass...Thanks!

cora I hope your crusty vag takes a death knell shot and takes your rancid ovaries with it. take that spammers. it's prob some 50 yr old dude

And just like in AVP-R whoever wins we lose

cora and all other spammers, we're gonna make u eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat ur shit which is made up of our shit that we made u eat.

1W1S1C (1 Website, 1 Spammer, 1 Cup)

1W1S3C (1 website, 1 spammer, 3 cups...of hydrocloric acid)

Oh, and Simon would kick the shit out of Seacrest, and then be all, "That performance was GHASTLY..."

"i've had better fights with my knickers..."

"I've heard better screams coming from Paula's room at 2am..."

"The only thing more annoying than your bleeding is Randy's overuse of the word 'Dawg'."

"I've had more fun masterbating with sandpaper than beating your arse, Seacrest..."

"Perhaps if you'd taken your thumb out of your ass you might've been able to fight me with both hands..."