hopefully ryan i suppose

Ryan helped ruin Blade 3, get him Dane.

id have to put all my money on reynolds... i could take the sarcastic humor, but cook would prolly think hes doing standup and well... that leaves him open for attack

win, lose or draw..............as long as Cook goes down slow and painfully!!


I saw him live @ Dave Attel's Insomniac Tour, Even while I was drunk and high, he was fucking shitty!!

They both look as if they need to be anally invaded by African Killer Bees

reynolds, cook is already dead from too much doucheness

I know your all going to lose respect for me but, i like both. In a fight though I wouldn't hesitate to bet on Reynolds, at least he looks like he can kick ass (and he better play Deadpool into its own feature movie, or ELSE!)

Maybe they can Donkey Punch each other, and then throw the carcasses (carci ?? I need a little help from Mr. SpellMan) overboard.

Kinda the same, I mean, I remember like 2 years ago, for 6 months, Dane Cook was the shit. I don't know what happened, but I guess people think he's not funny. I think it was because of that one episode on Scrubs where dr. cox said he was not funny,

Whale and I are on the same page. I am one of the few fans of Dane Cook's standup. Is he the funniest guy ever?? No, of course not (Bill Hicks and George Carlin are fighting for supremacy in my head), but he has his moments. And Reynolds, well, if you're telling me that he doesn't deliver that smarmy ass character better than anyone else, you're retarded. Plus, Reynolds is fucking ripped. Dane is in good shape, but Reynolds would DESTROY him.

Whale, Just so you know, we couldn't lose any more respect for you than we already have, so all is good.

Wait which one is which?

I'm going with Reynolds.

Haha thanks Jomo! but then again you are sporting a Lukas mask....

Wait 'til Oscar gets here, you're going to shit

Ryan would win simply because Dane Cook is a douchebag. Besides Ryan Reynolds is hot and I thank DV for the picture, it made my day much better.

Ryan ftw Dane doesn't look like a fighter.....

Ryan was pretty damn ripped in Blade 3 so i would have to go with him but Dane still gets points for making time with both Jessica Alba and Simpson while Ryan just had Biel.

SHIT AWAY MoFos

I'm going with Ryan. He's got muscle and Dane is an infidel.

Ryan is less gay, tougher, funnier and Canadian. He wins.

Plus bonus points for being Deadpool in the Wolverine movie

Reynolds easy, Cook is a big mouthed hack, besides which one is nailing scarlet johansen? Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds ftw. Dane cook winning in this one? Seriously? I hate Dane Cook with all that is in me lol

Ryan Fucking Reynolds would win you fags! I have to admit here, I have a huge heterosexual crush towards Reynolds, only beaten by the one I have with Christian Bale. I think Reynolds is awesome, funny, mean and...yes beautiful.

Damn Moncho, I feel the same way about Jonathan Lipniki!!

Cook isn't funny because he doesn't have any original material. You can trace almost everything he's done to lesser known, funnier comics. Reynolds would fucking stomp his ass into the ground and piss in the hole he left.

Well, thats just because Jonathan Lipniki is one of the greatest actors of his generation. Just like that kid from Mac and me.

He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

That is true Moncho!! LOL