Fight Club: Rottweiler VS. Doberman

Mike Vick ftw

Rottweiler, because I hate Dobermans. A pitbull would own both their asses though.

your mother (i'm not sure whose mother but someone's)

doberman

i choose whichever dog has bees in its mouth and when it barks it shoots bees at you

(doberman) they fucked that one armed guy in remo williams up

stfu gaylord eff

Doberman

Since I own one, I'm going with Doberman. However my little Boston Terrier manages to kick my Dobie's ass on the daily.

a chihuahua, those little fuckers are scary

I have a Pit/boxer mix and that shit head rips through a pair of shoes a day.

my money is on "Dog" the bounty hunter

@ Joe

A friend of mine has a HUGE Doberman and a tiny little Chihuahua...it's hilarious to watch those two "fight"...the Doberman stands up 6' tall.

i have a west highland terrier, he's not so much vicious as adorable, and anyone who says otherwise or mocks my choice of a slightly womanly dog gets stabbed in the eye

@ mac why can't you just accept me for the pale faced whiny bitch that i am, my mommy says i'm special, mr rogers says i'm special, even the other kids on my little bus say i'm special

Or Manny from Wild Boys, that dude is like 68% dog and 32&% snake.

Having seen a rot rip apart the arm of my sisters ex-boyfriend, i'm going with rottweiler. don't raise your arm at the owner of a rottweiler while said rottweiler is present.

@ jibson please stab me in the eye as i cuddle with your slightly womanly doggy

Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, or any other dog that ends in 'GG

joe i was not referring to your brown eye, and stab had nothing to do with my penis, so it would not be as pleasurable as you think

My friends doberman got bitched slapped by a rot. Rot wins.

Wildboyz fucking RULES! best damn nature show ever

Dude, Manny is the fucking shit.

Dobermans are supposedly retarded dogs, so im going with the Rot

Rott without a doubt.

I am going to go wit the semi-truck. It's not dog fighting so I guess I have the moral high ground.

Gotta go with the Rott... thinking it will own a Dobie... or is that Doobie?

A basic rule of thumb is the wider the head, the more bite power the animal has, due to the size of the facial muscles. Rottweilers are also bigger and heavier, so they are good bet for winner. I have to say that of the many breeds I have worked with, some of the sweetest were rottweilers, pit bulls and other supposedly aggressive breeds. Most of the meaner ones were poodles, cocker spaniels, chihuahuas and dacshunds. You know, the spoiled breeds. There was one rottweiler who clamped his mouth onto my face, but luckily it was a little warning nip, and barely left a mark.

Whale was waiting all day for some EFF to pop up on this, and Derek came the closest, but he still made Whale chuckle.

our pit bull Spike regularly took down the neighborhood Rottweiler "Schatzi". And I wouldn't blame the dog's performance due to his faggy name either. Schatzi was at least 10-15 lbs. heavier and was constantly on his back with Spike at his throat (in a friendly way) whenever they "play-fought".

So in summation: Rott or Dobermann? who cares? They're both a Pitbull's bitch.

My g/f's miniature pinscher could take on a full-blown Rott any day. (I've seen it.)