Fight Club: Ron Burgundy vs. Ricky Bobby

Which Will Ferrell character would win in a fight to the death, Ron Burgundy from "Anchorman" or Ricky Bobby from "Talladega Nights"?

RON BURGUNDY

Strengths: Can hold his own in a Planet of the Apes style back alley fight. Can do over a thousand bicep curls. Not to mention his blood type is Brawn.

Weaknesses: Dangle a little poon-tang and he's down for the count. Or you could just kidnap his dog.

RICKY BOBBY

Strengths: Can speak 11 languages, all of which are English. Is a redneck NASCAR driver, so once he starts drinking he becomes indestructible. Has a never say die attitude, because he always wants to finish first.

Weaknesses: A Frenchman can kick his ass. 'Nuff said.

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There are 16 comments so far:

mrjomorisin

07/09/2008 12:12

This fight boils down to a "pretty boy" news vulture versus a "driver" that just drives a straight line and makes left turns; basically Tom Brokaw v. Jeff Gordon, and in that fight Brokaw kicks ass.

joe

07/09/2008 12:20

I don't give a shit as long as Will Ferrell dies as a result

Melissa

07/09/2008 12:26

Ricky Bobby would run Ron Burgundy over while he's fixing his hair.

Conrad

07/09/2008 12:42

Burgundy has the whole Channel 4 News Team to back him up... and Brick's killed a guy. Ricky Bobby got his arm broken by a gay Frenchman... Ron FTW.

DV Admin

07/09/2008 12:45

Burgundy by a narrow margin.

mrjomorisin

07/09/2008 12:50

gay Frenchman, There's a redundant statement if ever there was one....

Oscar

07/09/2008 12:58

I'M WITH JOE! "Hi, I'm Will Ferrell. I say silly things with a straight face."

That
Is
It

Matty

07/09/2008 13:05

Ron Burgandy!!

Pual Rudd ftw!

has anyone seen the movie "The Ten"?

mrjomorisin

07/09/2008 13:13

Hotties on The Net link, "You are probably a Pervert"--on DV??
You need to be a little more specific on which "You" you are talking about...

joe

07/09/2008 13:16

wow, oscar, thanks for the vote of solidarity, I thought i was the only one

Oscar

07/09/2008 13:17

I never watched "The Ten" It got horrible reviews. Then I remembered Jessica Alba is in it. She's like the Madden Curse of Comedies. Ask Mike Myers.

Hollywood ZING!

Matty

07/09/2008 13:39

It's fucking HIGHlarious!! It's basically the entire cast of The State aka Reno 911. Total bezerker short stories about the 10 commandments. It's been on Showtime lately, check it when your buzzin buddy(pauly shore voice)

chris

07/09/2008 14:38

well since ricky bobby kissed borat i am going to go with ron burgundy.

"You're a women with a brain a third the size of a man's. It's science!"

chris

07/09/2008 14:38

"ribs. i had ribs for lunch"

The Hitman

07/09/2008 21:14

the ten was fuckin hilarious...the winona ryder puppet sex is seared into my brain! lol and alba is more cute than hot in it, but i'd still hit it!

Moncho

07/09/2008 22:21

Ricky fucking Bobby

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