02.16.09 From the Viking
Fight Club: Rambo vs. His Parody
Who would win in a fight to the death: John Rambo or his parody counterpart Topper Harley?
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Hurricanes
02/16/2009 13:40
Topper would be felled by the AIDS before Rambo ever got a chance to rooto-root him with his Rambo knife.
joe
02/16/2009 13:54
draw.....arnold goes commando on both
umchaos
02/16/2009 14:21
I think RAMBO would win... Sylvester Stallone's bad acting would kill anyone.
Mexico Joe
02/16/2009 14:47
Rambo 4 made me grow more hair on my balls cause it's so fucking bad ass, so fucking Rambo with that huge fucking gun from the end
Mexico Joe
02/16/2009 14:47
just mentioning that movie made me grow even more hair, fucking awesome
Brogan
02/16/2009 15:36
Logic and reason says Rambo, but i'm sure Topper would pull a mr. magoo and do something that might, at first, appear to be a screw up, but would actually end up crippling Rambo severely. then as Topper stands over Rambo's barely alive body he'll say something like "so long... Topper..." by saying this he'd be saying good by to himself and then take the name as Rambo. it would be a very psychological and mentally demanding movie which would end up taking four to five whole movies to actually tell the entire tale.
Oscar
02/16/2009 18:24
Charlie Sheen kills everyone! The only person who could match his epic strength is Emilio Esteves.
Big_J0
02/16/2009 22:49
topper wins. had hotter bitches.
DV Admin
02/17/2009 08:40
LOL @ Oscar - Agreed.
Ty
02/17/2009 13:11
I am all in a dither on this one
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