Fight Club: Priest VS Rabbi

PRIEST

Strengths: Priests take a vow of celibacy, so they've got lots of pent up... stuff. Y'know what I'm hinting at here. Most often they're thin and in decent shape. If you've ever gone to Catholic school and REALLY got in trouble, you know how hard a priest can hit you with a paddle.

Weaknesses: A lot of them come off as pretty wimpy. At Catholic schools, they delegate most of the beat downs to the nuns. Oh, and they're all about peace and shit.

RABBI

Strengths: They're hefty and burly. Many of them grew up in tough neighborhoods (a fact not known to many goyem... most Orthodox temples are dead in the toughest part of the ghetto) so they've had to scrap their whole lives. They're intimidating as all fuck.

Weaknesses: They're often out of shape from years of fathering kids and indulging in free food. They are also about the peace.