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06.30.08 From the Viking

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Fight Club: Penn & Teller VS Siegfried & Roy

Written by DV Staff

Which Vegas magician team would win in a fight to the death… Penn & Teller or Siegfried & Roy?

 

 

Fight Club: Penn and Teller Vs Siegfriend n Roy
 

 

PENN & TELLER

Strengths: They work with sharp objects and often feature gore in their act. Penn is a burly man (6'6 and pretty fat) and Teller is a silent killer type. They are quite possibly the best at slight of hand and are kings of the misdirection. Teller never talks, which can be rather scary.

Weaknesses: They're old. Teller is nearly a midget.  

SIEGRIED & ROY

Strengths: They're buff. They have ferocious animals at their command, like tigers and lions.

Weaknesses: They're pansy. Roy was attacked by one of the tigers, so clearly dude doesn't have THAT much control over 'em. 

 

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There are 21 comments so far:
Lukas
06/30/2008 15:11
penn and teller, cuz i aint gay
Matty
06/30/2008 15:16
Then why did you keep texting me from the Lance Burton show??
Matty
06/30/2008 15:17
Doug Henning ftw.......even though he's dead, his spirit still outshines Penn & Teller and the gheys.
Matty
06/30/2008 15:21
Just kidding..........magic is gay no matter who performs it.
joe
06/30/2008 15:22
P&T as stated above S&R can't even control their animals to not attck them, P&T create the illusion that S&R are nice juicy t-bone steaks, and let the tigers tear them to pieces
mrjomorisin
06/30/2008 15:32
Penn&Teller FTW
Teller-silent but deadly, you never know if he's hurt, he doesn't make a sound.
Penn will eat one of the fags, to keep up his strength, while he is doing that, Silent Ninja Teller ends this battle in Round 3.
chris
06/30/2008 15:32
since when did magic become gay? look at all the cool guys that are magicians

david blaine
sigy and tiger bait
copperfield
and last but not least
criss fucking angel!!! ya!!!!

maybe if I wear guyliner and bandanas on my wrists i can do card tricks too.
chris
06/30/2008 15:34
hey matty what do you think sig and roys bedroom smells like?
mrjomorisin
06/30/2008 15:39
I think the examples you gave answered your question...
chris
06/30/2008 15:42
watching magic is like watching the special olympics.

laughing is frowned upon and your not really impressed by anything that happens.
joe
06/30/2008 15:47
lmao @ chris
Ham Wallet
06/30/2008 15:49
Penn seems like a sadistic fuck, but god knows what kind of S&M shit the other two are constantly doing to each other. Fuck, for all we know, the tiger attack was something they've been performing in the bedroom for years gone awry. But I digress... GOB Bluth ftw.
Matty
06/30/2008 15:50
@ Chris,

1 part old bologna
2 parts Drakkor Noir
2 parts chaffed skin
1 part sulphor
and a dash of shame.
Lukas
06/30/2008 16:11
Gob for the win indeed.
Erik
06/30/2008 16:13
It really just depends on who the tiger turns on first.
Matty
06/30/2008 16:16
"turns on"=arousal ?

"turns on"=death ?
Mighty Thundercleese
06/30/2008 16:57
Penn and Teller love their guns too so they'll come in strapped. Their show kinda sucks though, at least when you see it live in Vegas.
Melissa
06/30/2008 17:21
I have to go with Penn and Teller because they aren't douchebags and also because Penn makes my old roommate wet, don't ask me, she's strange.



And Chris, your Avy is TURNING ME ON! (Arousal not death)
Oscar
06/30/2008 18:09
Penn seems very pissy. I think they win but teller gets a broken nose...or a broken hymen.

Whale
06/30/2008 20:48
Penn by himself can take S&R, teller can take the tiger.
Juan Valdez
06/30/2008 22:44
Hmmm....S&R have proven they can take a hit, but on the other hand they don't have all their hit points after the tiger attack. Penn and Teller in six rounds.

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