06.30.08 From the Viking
Fight Club: Penn & Teller VS Siegfried & Roy
Written by DV Staff
Which Vegas magician team would win in a fight to the death… Penn & Teller or Siegfried & Roy?

PENN & TELLER
Strengths: They work with sharp objects and often feature gore in their act. Penn is a burly man (6'6 and pretty fat) and Teller is a silent killer type. They are quite possibly the best at slight of hand and are kings of the misdirection. Teller never talks, which can be rather scary.
Weaknesses: They're old. Teller is nearly a midget.
SIEGRIED & ROY
Strengths: They're buff. They have ferocious animals at their command, like tigers and lions.
Weaknesses: They're pansy. Roy was attacked by one of the tigers, so clearly dude doesn't have THAT much control over 'em.
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Teller-silent but deadly, you never know if he's hurt, he doesn't make a sound.
Penn will eat one of the fags, to keep up his strength, while he is doing that, Silent Ninja Teller ends this battle in Round 3.
david blaine
sigy and tiger bait
copperfield
and last but not least
criss fucking angel!!! ya!!!!
maybe if I wear guyliner and bandanas on my wrists i can do card tricks too.
laughing is frowned upon and your not really impressed by anything that happens.
1 part old bologna
2 parts Drakkor Noir
2 parts chaffed skin
1 part sulphor
and a dash of shame.
"turns on"=death ?
And Chris, your Avy is TURNING ME ON! (Arousal not death)
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