Fight Club: Old Men Edition

Sean Connery pros: Finished 3rd place in the Mr. Universe and has always kept in great shape.

Sean Conner cons: Informing him there's poontang within a 5-mile radius, and fight's over.

Clint Eastwood pros: The acronym T.A.N. was created because of him. ("Tough As Nails" for those who don't know.)

Clint Eastwood cons: As he got older, he's shown this sweet, merciful tender side that no one wants to see.