Fight Club: Old Men Edition

wheres the pros and cons man,

EASTWOOD! No way connery can take him

Pros and Cons have been added!

Eastwood would win, Connery only has the balls to slap women.

Connery, just because i dont seeing this fight start till at least a bottle of whiskey is downed.

*starting

Dirty Harry on this one. Oh and is Sean Conner John Conner's Grandpa?

As much as I'd like to choose Clint, I think Sean has more life/vigor/energy and thus would deliver a left hook right to his chinny chin chin.

Eastwood. No Question. He's the man.

You can't spell Clint w/o Clit!!

Timothy Dalton!

Sorry, you can't spell CUNT w/o Tara!! Here's your reliable source.........my cock in your ear.

Tough call. If he can avoid Connery's super bitch slap then I think Eastwood will win by .44 Mag.

HA Fuck you, Sean Connery hands down, I fucking hate Clint Eastwood.

Neither could possibly win, it would be ,to quote some movie, an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. I think that they would both have to have Everclear running through their veins before they'd fight each other, and when they did a tear in the time space continuum would open. They would both get sucked into the rip and it would almost close until Clint threw one of his hands at the tear, holding it open. They would then become lost in time and space. Somewhere along the way Clint would get a robotic arm and Sean would get a jetpack surgically attached to him.... Anywho whilst traveling through time and space to the tune of Kashmir they would fight off baddies and save old towns in space deserts from space bandits with eyepatches and whiskey. They would kill and devour the hearts of the bandits and each episode would end with them drinking. This would cue Anthrax's I Am The Law and they would start to fight. When they did this they would open another tear and use it to try and make it home. Every time they jumped into the portal the credits would roll and you would hear the audio after they completed what we will now call a 'jump'. It would end with Sean Connery saying something witty and Clint reminding him that they arent home and have a long way to go. And this, Mr Spielberg, is what my next movie project will be. There will be bitchin explosions, CG, and rock and roll. To appeal to the youth demo I will make Sean Connery use his jetpack to hack into the internets (not all of them, maybe only half) and find out where they are in that episode, what the fashion of the setting is, and who needs help.

Truly yours
-Mike B.

Is it wrong that I'd watch that? Twice?

Clint Eastwood. Easily.