Fight Club: Nerd VS Retard

By DV Staff on May 15, 2008 - 11:00 am | Permalink

Yet another epic battle to the death. Who wins?

 

 

Fight Club: Nerd vs retard

 

Nerd

Strengths: Intelligence, which can take you far. Quick thinking can take your status in a fight from loser to winner in no time. Plus he'd be smart enough to remember to bring some weapons and possibly know how to invent some cool shit during the fight, like a KO machine or something

Weaknesses: Obviously it's their lack of strength. Most nerds are out of shape and are either too skinny or too fat. If a nerd was built, he wouldn't be a nerd anymore. He'd be "that smart guy who's really jacked."

Retard

Strengths: Sheer brute force. Have you ever been beaten down by a retard before? They must be retarded about pain or something, because they can take and give punches for extended periods of time and not be in any sort of pain.

Weaknesses: Well, they're retarded. That has to slow a mofo down a bit.


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