Fight Club: LL Cool J VS 50 Cent

LL COOL J

Strengths: He's super ripped. He kicked Jamie Foxx's ass. If we are to go by his raps, he's one vicious and scary motherfucker.

Weaknesses: He's never really fought anyone his own size. He wrote the song "I Need Love" and, before he was built, played Sean Penn's gay lover in an SNL sketch.

50 CENT

Strengths: He's also super ripped. He survived getting shot 9 times. He always wears a bulletproof vest.

Weaknesses: He has a bunch of bullets inside of him (let's hope he doesn't get Lionhearted). He had his chain snatched by a random African guy. He's also never had any major fights with anyone his own size.