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06.25.08 From the Viking


Fight Club: LL Cool J VS 50 Cent


Written by DV Staff

Which body-building rapper would win in a fight to the death… LL Cool J or 50 Cent?

 

 

Fight Club: LL Cool J VS 50 Cent
 

 

LL COOL J

Strengths: He's super ripped. He kicked Jamie Foxx's ass. If we are to go by his raps, he's one vicious and scary motherfucker.

Weaknesses: He's never really fought anyone his own size. He wrote the song "I Need Love" and, before he was built, played Sean Penn's gay lover in an SNL sketch.

50 CENT

Strengths: He's also super ripped. He survived getting shot 9 times. He always wears a bulletproof vest.

Weaknesses: He has a bunch of bullets inside of him (let's hope he doesn't get Lionhearted). He had his chain snatched by a random African guy. He's also never had any major fights with anyone his own size. 

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There are 16 comments so far:
mockery
06/25/2008 15:19
been shot 9 times always wins.
Melissa
06/25/2008 15:22
I have to go with LL because I think fiddy is a douche.
Matty
06/25/2008 15:26
LL, agreed with Doucheness!

I was shot 3 times, that doesn't make me a badass!!
mrjomorisin
06/25/2008 15:29
I've read somewhere that LL would have been a world champion boxer if he had stuck with it. Champ boxer trumps letting yourself get capped 9 times, and especially because 50 is pronounced fifty, not fiddy, the dumb fuck
mrjomorisin
06/25/2008 15:30
Splooge shots not the same as lead shots, Matty
Matty
06/25/2008 15:46
This was brought up a while ago....enjoi


http://www.doubleviking.com/dv-s-qs-ts-as-2-13-08-8019-p.html
mrjomorisin
06/25/2008 16:09
Damn Matty, WTF did you do, go to the party dressed as a pistol range target?
Matty
06/25/2008 16:14
Haha!!! shit just happens sometimes. Good thing my handsome boy modeling school contract didn't get teminated.
joe
06/25/2008 16:25
ll, simply put the douche 50 has been shot...you never heal completely from such injuries to the chest

momma said knock you out FTW
Oscar
06/25/2008 16:35
Handsome Boy Modeling School!

jomo brought up a good point about the boxing. He's got the skills and the thus pays the bill. The first solo rapper ftw.
Matty
06/25/2008 16:55
Are you sure Slick Rick and Big Daddy Kane weren't solo b4??
Bear
06/25/2008 16:57
How can we make this fight happen, and will it be to the death? Actually, I hope LL Cool J survives, now that I ponder it a bit. He was funny in Deep Blue Sea. He ripped on Samuel L Jackson and lived to tell about it.
wesley
06/25/2008 19:06
yeah i'm pretty sure 50 cent CAN'T die. like even if he tried.
Nick
06/25/2008 19:32
I'm going to give it to LL Cool J, pocket change is just a street punk that got shot a bunch of times and got a record contract
Bear
06/25/2008 21:23
It would be a boring fight, whoever won. Just two buff model bodies gay-hulking on each other with slow ass kitten punches. The really buff guys are usually terrible fighters because they spend all their time kissing their biceps in front of a mirror. Punching power is all about speed and leverage, not arm size. Buff dudes have really bad cardio, since you can't run and maintain that size. Just dodge two of their initial punches, wait for them to get exhausted and shit themselves, throw a 1-2 & it's over.
Sunny
06/26/2008 22:47
Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.

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