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Fight Club: Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones
Which Harrison Ford bad ass would win in a fight to the death: Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

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Mexico Joe
07/31/2008 14:27
woah, tough one, but I'm going with Dr. Jones, he seems more resilient
Mexico Joe
07/31/2008 14:27
holy shit! Mexico joe incurred a violation to TPT, Mexico Joe's first! Mexico joe is ashamed
Whale
07/31/2008 14:31
Solo ftw all the people he fought were on the same level technologically at least... no sword vs. gun stuff
InglewoodJack
07/31/2008 14:43
Are you kidding InglewoodJack? Solo Fo Sho!
joe
07/31/2008 14:56
joe says solo...the muthafukin millenium falcon FTW, plus laser gun > pistol anyday
Bob
07/31/2008 15:07
I say Indy, because Solo can't do shit without his lasers and space ship, but Jones thinks outside the box.
Matty
07/31/2008 15:24
Han, han(ds) down. Who would you rather have as a sidekick? Wookie or 10 yr old asian boy?? Some of you probably went w/ asian. LOL
Plus, banging Princess Leah or Spielbergs old lady?
Millenium Falcon FTW!!!!!!!
Plus, banging Princess Leah or Spielbergs old lady?
Millenium Falcon FTW!!!!!!!
chris
07/31/2008 16:07
its a trap!!!!!!
Solo is the man!!!
Solo is the man!!!
Oscar
07/31/2008 16:24
Solo shot first!
Steve
07/31/2008 17:00
Steve doesn't know if we're talking old Indy or the latest one. Steve's going with Solo because he had to have picked up a few tricks from the Jedi.
Thor
07/31/2008 17:07
Solo.
Thor is such a nerd.
Thor is such a nerd.
Gary
07/31/2008 18:02
On a scale from 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremly extreme i give Solo a 9.5!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
david
07/31/2008 19:04
It comes down to this, if it's the original badass Solo then it would be him but if it's the new wussy Solo that let Greedo shoot first, then Indy takes it no matter how old he is.
Miroku
07/31/2008 19:57
Solo just because he has the Millennium Falcon and Chewbaca backing him. One on One, Jones would either whip or shoot his ass.
The Hitman
07/31/2008 20:59
one on one, jones would own. solo has to rely on his wookie and his ship.
Mattthoing
07/31/2008 21:48
Indy have fought Nazis and Russians, survived through nuclear bomb (go watch the new fourth movie if you don't know what Mattthoing taking about), destroyed legions single handily, nearly got his f*king heart ripped out, found the holy grail where thousands couldn't, and maybe banged dozens of college freshmen while he was a professor when he's not adventuring...
INDIANA JONES!
Only downside to him is he have a son played whimy Shia LeBeouf.
INDIANA JONES!
Only downside to him is he have a son played whimy Shia LeBeouf.
Whale
08/01/2008 04:21
So Han crash lands on o planet thats more than half water, lands in the middle to maximise his time in the sun, because as we all know if you land in the dark your stuck making your own (tauntaun) shelter. So Solo finds these ruins in the middle of the jungle and starts exploring, cuz hes always looking for a way to pay back some bookie, or loan shark. While exploring the ruins Han stumbles upon a poor cretin off this backwater planet. The cretin seems to be trying to trade a bag of pebbles for a bag of gold worth only a few galactic credits, Han walks up and grabs the bag triggering a gigantic boulder! The rock starts falling down a premade track and SOLO PULLS OUT HIS BLASTER, BLOWING THE ROCK TO PIECES! Solo then turns to the backwater bumpkin asking his name. As he asks he notices the galactic redneck toss out what appears to be light-whip still in the off setting. The whip twitching Han decides to pop his holster and with that motion sets off the change of events that will lead to his dealng with a sizeablescar for the rest of his life. The whip sings, the blaster goes off, and in the smoke following Jones is left on his back, staring at the sky for the simple fact that light(laser) beats a whip. (ok Whale admits thats really fucking close, fuck you Whale's been drinking since 1130 now (double power cuz he works at the bar he was drinking at) and Whale thinks thats pretty motherfucking plausible right now damn'it!)
Whale
08/01/2008 04:22
fuck tara's belly button till she's lying bleeding in the alley you found her!!!!!!!!!!!!
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