Fight Club: Grumpy Old Men

Mark is going with Matthau.....hes been perpetually drunk since he coached the Bad News Bears.....he's NEVER played a jolly role EVER.....and he looks as hard as the hammer that crosses the russian sickle

Whale will go with Matthau, hes got that reach son!

jibson does not know but wants to comment anyway.

lukas is amazed at Jibson's lack of knowledge of fine American Cinema

And he goes with Matthau

Matthau has reach, height, weight and anger advantages over Lemmon...though The Hitman thinks Lemmon would probably fight dirty.

Matthau ftw. John agrees with mark's justification, esp. about the drunk BBB role

Based on that pic, Matthau looks taller and pissed more than Lemon... so Jorge is going with the hateful fart.

InglwoodJack thinks when we get that ability to control the dead that would be an awesome game. Celebrity Dead Match. Oh Matthau would win.

Joe thinks matthau, although he gets pussy points for getting his shit handed to him by Dennis the fucking menace

Not so sure, Joe... Dennis the Menace is a creepy mofo, creepier than Chucky. Jorge would trust the Lakeshore Strangler over Dennis... Hell, he could even trust Junior from Problem Child over Dennis... Dennis is the Devil incarnate.

Mark would like to say that you should NEVER trust Junior from problem child......."$2....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??!?!?!?!"

Exactly, that shows what kind of hellspawn Dennis is... he even has more necroplasm than Mark's avatar.

Chris would put money on Matthau, he rocked in Bad News Bears.

Nolan says Walter would wipe the floor with Jack. Both are awesome, unfortunately deceased, crotchety old bastards, but Matthau seems like he can fight.

Moncho picks Matthau because a) Jack Lemmon always played the scared little faggy cunt and got in bad situations for being too good for his own good and b) Because he got to bang Sophia Loren in the sequel who was looking smoking at 61 (to answer your question, yes, Moncho would have totally hit it). Not to say Ann Margaret didnt look bad but she was just a cute older lady who you would respect and wonder how she looked in her younger days. Sophia Loren you just want to bed and make her teach you sick shit like the Dirty Sanchez.