Fight Club: Grizzly Bear VS Hippo

By DV Staff on June 23, 2008 - 3:00 pm | Permalink

Which animal would win in a fight to the death… a grizzly bear or a hippopotamus?

 

 

Fight Club: Bear VS Hippo
 

 

GRIZZLY BEAR

Strengths: Can weigh up to 1,200 pounds. Have long claws and teeth that are good for killing fish... and people. Can stand 8 feet tall. Has no real predator other than man (who is barely a predator and, if unarmed, clearly prey).

Weaknesses: They hibernate. They can be pussies if their legs get attacked (which is why they rarely engage wolves in full battle). They aren't true carnivores. 

HIPPOPOTAMUS

Strengths: Can weigh upwards of 3,000 pounds.  More people are killed by hippos than they are by any other animal in Africa. They can run faster than humans. 

Weaknesses: They're herbivores. They have somewhat sensitive skin. 


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