04.30.08 From the Viking
Fight Club: Danny Tanner VS Uncle Jesse
Written by DV Staff
Which "Full House" character would win in a brawl… Bob Saget's Danny Tanner or John Stamos' Uncle Jesse?
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The Hitman
04/30/2008 11:06
Danny Tanner. You'd think Jesse would win, but we know that he was actually getting laid from time to time. Tanner? Not so much. Pent up rage at lack of vajay = psycho-killer virging on retard strength. Tanner ftw.
Mark
04/30/2008 11:07
Holy Shit! could you guys have possibly found a GAYER picture of uncle jesse? I think not
Danny Tanner wins no doubt, he would simply spray household cleaning chemicals in and around jesse's face and that would be that. Uncle Jesse would freak about the chemicals in his hair, and Comet would come in from the living room ftk (For The Kill)
Danny Tanner wins no doubt, he would simply spray household cleaning chemicals in and around jesse's face and that would be that. Uncle Jesse would freak about the chemicals in his hair, and Comet would come in from the living room ftk (For The Kill)
Mark
04/30/2008 11:09
Uncle Joey would come in and go "Cut.....It.....Out"
Mark
04/30/2008 11:09
his heart that is Danny
The Hitman
04/30/2008 11:11
Guys...aren't we forgetting what today is? or have we given up on the greatness that was eff wednesday?
Mexico Joe
04/30/2008 11:13
Tanner, only cause bob saget is a fucked up dude in real life
Matty
04/30/2008 11:14
Jesse never sucked dick for weed!!!
does the "F" "R" on his jersey stand for "Fucking Retarded"
does the "F" "R" on his jersey stand for "Fucking Retarded"
Matty
04/30/2008 11:15
I bet that's what Marks 8th grade school photo looked like!!!
Lukas
04/30/2008 11:17
tanner for sure
Lukas
04/30/2008 11:17
he'd beat up jesse and do those "america's funniest home videos" voices while he was doing it
Mark
04/30/2008 11:30
No way dude! My 8th grade photo was AWESOME! I looked like I was strung-out on Heroin
Matty
04/30/2008 11:38
Hahahahahahah!!! You Junkie!!
Mark
04/30/2008 11:39
My Mom had to ask me if I was up all night doing "Nose Nachos" LOL
Mark
04/30/2008 11:40
I actually used to get accused of being high all the time from teacher/my parents because when I woke up my eyes were always red for about 2 hrs. Then, after years of denial, when I finally DID start smoking, nobody second guessed it. LOL
joe
04/30/2008 11:45
i have no clue as i never watched this gay shit
Mark
04/30/2008 11:46
@ Joe....."How Rude!"
Lukas
04/30/2008 11:50
joe, full house is the shit... cmon
Matty
04/30/2008 11:52
Who was the skinny ass trick, that was always on Stamos's jock??
Matty
04/30/2008 11:53
@ Mark, my folks were the EXACT same way!! LOL
joe
04/30/2008 11:54
all you damn eff's can watch this crap all you want, us real men just laugh at bob sagat introducing videos of douches getting hit in the nuts and telling dirty jokes
The Hitman
04/30/2008 12:04
@Matty: Lori Laughlin: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0521753/
Bear
04/30/2008 12:26
This fight wouldn't even come to fisticuffs. Bob Saget would simply unleash a stream of vulgarities at Stamos, literally forcing him into a fetal position from the foul verbal onslaught.
Lukas
04/30/2008 12:31
stamos is a tool bag
Lukas
04/30/2008 12:31
you put hammers inside of him
Mighty Thundercleese
04/30/2008 12:44
Didn't Uncle Jesse have THE RIPPERS to back him up?
Mark
04/30/2008 12:47
Hitman, hate to say it buddy, but you my friend, are WRONG. Lori Laughlin aka Aunt Becky (who is still hot) married Uncle Jessie. Matty was referring to Kimmy Gibbler, aka DeeJay's BFF.
Matty
04/30/2008 12:57
Ha!!! Mark is the Chicken Dinner Winner!!! Gibbler is correct.
Laughlin kicked ass in the BMX movie "Rad"
Laughlin kicked ass in the BMX movie "Rad"
Mark
04/30/2008 13:19
Rad ftw
The Hitman
04/30/2008 13:41
LMFAO...my bad, they were both skinny, so...but you're right, Kimmy Gibler ftw.
Whale
04/30/2008 16:26
ill go with Bear's description of the events
Linda
04/30/2008 18:05
Uncle Jesse would win in a heart beat!!
Matty
04/30/2008 18:42
Linda, you're just saying that because you have a striking resemblence to Stamos!!!
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