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Fight Club: Danny Devito VS Kirk Douglas
Written by DV Staff
One's really short. One's really old. Which would win in a fist fight?
DANNY vs KIRK!
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Lukas
03/07/2008 15:36
danny's got this
Melissa
03/07/2008 15:38
Danny has to win, I'm not even sure that Turkey Neck Sr can even move anymore, can he?
Oscar
03/07/2008 15:48
Danny. I bet he's a biter.
Mexico Joe
03/07/2008 15:49
Dan the man! he would just sit on old man spartacus and the dude would break
jibson
03/07/2008 16:05
the bottom one is quite clearly the star wars emperor, and you don't fuck with him
Mark
03/07/2008 16:19
Rosie O'Donnell will eat them both as appetizers
Whale
03/07/2008 16:24
Jibs has a point they do look oddly similar
Lukas
03/07/2008 16:27
yeh, don't fuck w/ the emperor
Jolly
03/07/2008 16:36
Devito's got a mean streak. He'd smack kirky around.
Nick
03/07/2008 17:36
I'd like to vote for Kirk but Danny just seems to have such rage inside just waiting to explode so I'm going with Devito
mrjomorisin
03/07/2008 18:38
I've got to go with Spartucus over Arnold's twin brother on this one
mrjomorisin
03/07/2008 18:39
The loser should have to bang Rhea Perlman
Eww
Devito's already been doing that for a while....poor bastard
Eww
Devito's already been doing that for a while....poor bastard
The Hitman
03/08/2008 09:32
Devito ftw...he'd eat Douglas...
Benjamin
03/08/2008 15:50
DeVito, no contest. He's a stocky Italian guy from Jersey. They can be vicious little fuckers.
Moncho
03/09/2008 04:54
Fuck you Cora and your dating too.
Whale
03/09/2008 11:55
Cora likes her holes scrubbed out with toilet cleanser
Whale
03/09/2008 12:26
if spam were a cora ... wait i messed this one up
Whale
03/09/2008 12:29
if cora were a bad 80's movie she'd be "Turner and spam"
The Hitman
03/09/2008 15:06
just occurred to me...this would be The Penguin vs. Spartacus...
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
The Hitman
03/09/2008 15:07
extra points for anyone who knows what movie that's from...
Scopi
03/10/2008 09:18
cora I hope your mother gets a case of syphilis and then gonohrea on the syphilis, then a case of herpes on the gonohrea which is on the syphilis. Then I hope you have to eat jell-o with your STD(s) and think about what you've done.
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
To Poop (Verbs)
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
air out the anus
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
air out the ass
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
arc one out
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
back the big brown caddy out of the garage
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
ba-doop
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
bajsa
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:40
bake brownies
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
big jobby
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
bite a train
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
blast a dookie
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
bloop
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
blow
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
blow some mud
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
bob for apples
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
bog
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
buang air besar
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:41
build a log cabin
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:42
burners
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03/10/2008 10:42
bury cable
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03/10/2008 10:42
bust a dook
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03/10/2008 10:42
bust a shit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:42
bust ass
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:42
cagando
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03/10/2008 10:42
call one's uncle
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:42
christen the comfort station
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:42
chuck the football
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
clean one's colon
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
clear the air
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03/10/2008 10:43
cocken (Yiddish)
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
cook some beans
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
cop a shit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
crap
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
cut off a load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
defecate
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
desecrate the throne room
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
dispatch a Yankee
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:43
dive bomb
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:44
do a dog
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03/10/2008 10:44
do business with John
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:44
do one's daily duty (or doody)
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:44
do one's dirt
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:45
do poopsie
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:45
do the doo
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
down the periscope
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
down the proctoscope
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
drop a brick
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
drop a chalupa
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
drop a deuce
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03/10/2008 10:48
drop a fat load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
drop a load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
drop an atomic bomb
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:48
drop a nuke
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:49
drop ass goblins
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:49
drop a wad in the porcelain god
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:49
drop one from the poop deck
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:49
drop one's wax
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:49
drop some bait
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:49
drop some friends off at the lake
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
drop the kids off at the pool
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
dump
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
dump a dead grandma
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
dump a load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
dump truck
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
ease nature
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
een drol draaien (Dutch)
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:50
empty the manure spreader
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:51
empty the poop shoot
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:51
evacuate one's bowels
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:51
excrete fecal matter
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:51
feed the dog
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 10:51
feed the goldfish
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:14
fill the pot
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:14
flunk a dunk
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:14
free the chickens from the coop
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
free the legless dog to sea
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
frisbee a bun fudge
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
frog a log
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
gagas
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
give birth to a black eel
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03/10/2008 13:15
give birth to a marine
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
give birth to submarines
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:15
give of oneself
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:16
give sacrifice to the porcelain god
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:16
go backwards
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:16
go clip a yam
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03/10/2008 13:16
go cocky
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:16
go for a Tom Tit
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03/10/2008 13:16
go grunt
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03/10/2008 13:16
go number 2
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03/10/2008 13:16
go pop
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03/10/2008 13:16
go stinky
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03/10/2008 13:17
go to bog
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03/10/2008 13:17
go to the library
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03/10/2008 13:17
grow a tail
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03/10/2008 13:17
grump
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03/10/2008 13:17
hang a rat
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:17
have a bowel movement
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:17
have a turtle head poke out
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:17
have some fun
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:17
help out Dunkin' Donuts
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:18
hit the can
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03/10/2008 13:18
honey dip
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03/10/2008 13:18
jakksy
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:18
jumpers away
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:18
kakat
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:18
kaknel
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:18
kill a dead eagle
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03/10/2008 13:18
launch a log
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:18
launch a sub
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:19
lay bricks
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:19
lay cable
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lay pipe
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03/10/2008 13:19
lay a turd
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03/10/2008 13:19
lay some sledge
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:19
leave a deposit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:19
leave a shit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:19
let the dogs loose
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:19
let the firetrucks loose
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
lose a farting contest
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
lose ten pounds in one minute
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make a caca
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make a chocolate hamburger
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make a deposit in the drop box
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make a deposit in the porcelain bank
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make a house
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:20
make a little junk
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:21
make a loaf
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03/10/2008 13:21
make a pass
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make everything come out all right
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:21
make poopie
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:21
make the donuts
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:21
make the people in the apartment below scream in agony
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:21
man the deck
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
meditate
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
misfart
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
mold an action figure
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
move the mail
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
murder a mud bunny
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
murder a shit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:22
park a load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
pay a visit to the old soldier's home
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
pay one's doctor bill
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
pinch a loaf
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
piss backwards
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
pitch a log
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
plant potatoes
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
plop a load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:23
plunk
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:24
poop
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03/10/2008 13:24
poot
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:24
press a loaf
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:24
purp
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:24
push brown
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:24
recycle some cellulose
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
refill the bowl with chili
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
relieve oneself
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
relieve the bowels
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
revolve the beavers
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
ride the porcelain pony
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
scheissen
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:25
send a fax
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
send a log to float
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
send some sailors to sea
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
shit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
shoot a dog
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
shoot bunnies
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
shump
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:26
sink submarines
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:27
sit on the crapper
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:27
sit on the throne
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:27
sit on the throne of porcelain
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:27
skita
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:27
smell up the house with horrible turd fumes
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
smoke a brown dooby
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
soil one's pants
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
sparkle
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
spend a penny
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
spike a bird's nose
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
sprout a tail
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
squat
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
squat and push
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
squeeze a fresh slurpy
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:28
step into the office
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
stock the pond with some brown trout
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a crap
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a digi
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a duke
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a duke
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a dump
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a good crap
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:29
take a lovely
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
take a plane crash - no survivors
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
take a plumper
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
take a rest
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
take a shit
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
take a snap
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
take care of one's business
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
talk to a man about a horse
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
trash the hash
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
unhitch a load
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:30
unload
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:31
visit Mr. Hanky
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:31
visit the chamber of commerce
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:31
void one's bowels
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:31
wash the walls
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:31
william shattnering
#1 Killer
03/10/2008 13:31
yell at Mrs. Johnson
MacGyver
03/10/2008 20:30
@Hitman, i know in Airplane! the pilot asks a boy if he likes Gladiator movies, is that the reference?
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