Fight Club: Crackhead VS Gorilla Holding Crack

Most def Crack head would beat the shit out of a gorilla. Gorilla doesn't know what a crack head is capable of.

That's like who would win? a lion or a poodle with a T-bone attached to it's collar. That gorilla is gonna get fucked up. I wouldn't be surprised if the crackhead first walked up to the gorilla and was like, "Hey man, can i get some of that?"

crack head, says lukas

Crack Head. Especially if he'd just had some Red Balls.

Crackheads, Retards and Gorilla's all have the same amount of strength.

Now, if you have a retarded gorilla that smokes rock, shit son, you've got yourself the perfect weapon!!

LOL @ RedBalls.......mmm, mmm, it's cocaine in a can!!

gorillas are pure muscle and could just tear you apart. they also weigh 310–440 lb and have been recorded over 6ft tall in the wild. so wild gorilla ftw
however, fat zoo-born gorillas are pretty-pussyish so too hard to call there.

Red Balls ftw

Mark wonders just when they took a pic of Samuel L. naked as a crackhead? Does he have a new movie coming out? LOL

If he had to choose, Mark would go with the gorilla. Although, in his experience, crackheads are motherfuckin crafty, and would most likely realize that they cannot physically take on the gorilla. Therefore, if they had any kind of education pre-crack addiction, they would attempt to trade the gorilla a bunch of bananas for the crack rock......

Did Mark just think waaaaaaaaaay to hard on that one?

Did Mark just say "Hard on"

Why yes he did

samuel L was a crackhead in jungle fever. if mark hasn't seen it, he's a chump

John says Gorilla no question. They can fucking rip your arm off without even trying. A crackhead wouldn't be able to hurt it at all even if the gorilla didn't fight back. Once the gorilla decided it was annoyed enough, it would rip the crackhead in half at the waist

joe sez king kong sized gorilla with a crack rock the size of a house would totally fuck up the crackhead....normal sized gorilla on the other hand would still fuck up the crackhead but not quite so easilly

Mark saw plenty of Jungle Fever during his first tour thru Denang

Spicoli is going with the band Gorillaz, they rawk!

Nam was fucked up yo

gorilla

How ironic Mark, I spent 8 months in Poontang!!

giggity goo

Giggity gee!

whale would like someone to explain "shave it dry"

joe is thinking alongs the lines of fucking until all the pubes fall out

ahhh although whale likes shaved, he wondered about the dry part... sounded unpleasant

Joe, I think the girl might need "chemo" if all her hair is falling out.

I'm no doctor, but I play one at the bar!

Matty this it your TPT warning

and Whale prefers to do his doctor work at home

Joe says the gorilla would win... since everything is possible down here in old mexico, Joe is thinking of buying a gorilla to use as home security, nobody would come and jack Joe's shit that way

TheOldHob is roughly the size of a gorilla (and hairy as one to boot). TheOldHob has fought a crackhead and it was close...real close, without the added motivation of crack actually being involved. So TheOldHob goes with the Crackhead by a hair.

joe also prefers shaved (or landing strip, joe believes this has been discussed elsewhere)

joe worry that dry shaving would create horrible razor burn

matty, joe says if you fuck her hard and long enough and she's not neatly trimmed you will most definitely pull out the hairs, not to mention rub the skin off you wang

Ben would normally say gorilla, but looking at the provided pictures, Ben is going with crackhead. Look at that gorilla, it so serene and docile. Now, look at the crackhead. He'll fuck someone up if it means getting some crack. Crackheads are insane and don't give a good goddamn about their well-being. Ben feels sorry for the gorilla who stands between a crackhead and his fix.

Sorry Whale, Spicoli is running on 1/2 a cylinder this morn'

Adam says gorilla ftw....

Magilla would destroy any human! Chris votes for the ape. Grape ape?

No Scopi agrees that crackhead would destroy the gorilla b/c after you get your first taste you never know fear (at least when it comes to a little something something)

Joe believes that though the gorilla is stronger, the crackheads rage unsurpassed in sheer determination to smoke the rock and he will poke the gorillas eyes out so he can drop the rock and not find the crackead, thus the crackhead is able to smoke immediately rather than waste time by having to run to a safe distance first.

crackhead ftw!