Fight Club: Comic Book Holiday Edition

Who would in a fight to the death: Santa Claus, the bringer of joy to the world, or the Incredible Hulk, bringer of destruction and anger to the world?

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Matty

12/08/2008 11:25

Santa, because everyone knows the Hulk isn't real!!

joe

12/08/2008 13:08

Santa because he's faster than the flash....hitting every house in 1 night....SHIT man, that's insane

Oscar

12/08/2008 14:19

Santa does has diabeetus though from all those cookies. As long as his blood sugar levels are OK, Santa pWnz the Hulk.

Oscar

12/08/2008 14:21

p.s. whats up with the hulk's hair? Hair plugs huh? Roid rage much?

Hugs, not drugs, Mr. Banner. Hugs.

Matty

12/08/2008 14:42

Did Santa get caught stealing the Hulks hub caps?? Why else does one carry a crow bar around with them?

Oscar

12/08/2008 15:49

Santa uses the crowbar for houses sans Chimneys???

Nick

12/08/2008 17:32

santa may have the opening advantage but Hulk would finish it because remember the angrier he gets the more powerful he gets and getting smacked around by a jolly old fat guy in a red suit would make anyone mad as hell

Matty

12/08/2008 19:40

@ Oscar, so my friend Tyrese "Lysol" Jenkins is Santa??

Bear

12/08/2008 21:52

Hulk would most certainly win, but he wouldn't get shit for gifts afterward.

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