Fight Club: Chuck Norris vs. Darkseid

I'm going with Chazz Norris, I have no shitting clue whom the either fella is.?

According to writer Mark Evanier, Jack Kirby modeled Darkseid physically on actor Jack Palance, while "the style and substance of this master antagonist were based on just about every power-mad tyrant Kirby had ever met or observed, with a special emphasis on Richard Milhous Nixon."[3]

jack palance>chuck norris therefore, darkseid

but bruce lee wins it all

Got to go with Darkseid, because although Chuck Norris is the strongest man in this universe, isn't Darkseid from another universe?? Making him essentially the Chuck Norris of that Universe.

Oh great here come all the Chuck Norris comments. Darkseid rips off Chuck Norris' nutsack FTW!

chuck norris, cause isn't he supposed to kill everything he touches?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down...Darkseid wins!

Yes Inglewood Jack here come the Chuck Norris comments, Chuck Norris wins beccause the Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons; it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris round house kick. They didn't even come close.

I'll leave it at that cause there's way too many that work this one.