Fight Club: Awesome Occupations Edition

Mustafa is ready to go racing. He can handle that..
Something about having all your life contingent upon a single capacitor or rivet while re-entering the atmosphere at 700 MPH and a temperature of 1200 degrees makes him a touch nervous

joe sees what mustafa says and adds astronaut for the win.....they gots bigger balls and more intense training

Agreed...Mustafa must have thought this was "who'd ya rather?" instead of Fight Club.

Astronaut ftw. Racers while having an awesome job... are little high strung bitches.

Jerry was a race car driver, he drove so god damn fast, never did he when no checkered flag and he never did come in last. -Primus



Asstronut for the win.

thank you matty

for everyone else

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
Hed say el solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 hed light em up
Just for fun

Captain pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
Ill be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole

Nick must say that you have to be in supreme condition to be an astronaut so he will go with the astronaut