Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

what a cunt!

Agreed Matty, I've never understood the fascination with this scaggy little punta

ALSO, I finally took enough anti nausea pills to look at the 'Celine dion-hot in a bikini' bullshit....FUCK OFF to who ever decided to post that today.
I should have known that there isn't enough airbrush paint/time in the world for "celine dion" and "hot" to EVER be on the same page.

I want to make sweet love to Celine's mouth.

....with a Louisville slugger.

Can I help w/ that Matty?
I'll even let you have the 1st 15 hits

Who dances with a book?

Skank.

Lukas dances with books, the pictures are his dance partners

Hey DV Admin, How 'bout something decent in R-rated for the weekend?

Eva Longwhoreia is gross, I've always thought so, I just don't understand her appeal.

I wonder how Lukas is enjoying his week in little Havana? Playing nice with the Cubano "lady boys".

I got a post card from Lukas, he said the Donkey Show didn't hurt too much, and he's already made his reservations for next year, and he's hoping Clyde the Donkey is still there

Sorry, my bad Lukas' handwriting is very bad.
THe donkey's name is Claudio

@Matty & Jomo, I'm sure Lukas is "rolling their cigars"!!!

um..am i the only one who thinks of "splinter" from the teenage mutant ninja turtles when i see her?!