DV's Qs, Ts & As: Your Woman

I would probably agree.

If it nothing too harsh, just stupid, I'll let it slide. Dude's probably drunk or whatever. But you say crap again and I have to stop that. Now I'm left with "Does he have backup, is he with a friend?"

Then my broads like "let is slide" But I know she'll say I pussed out later. So do I sock the dude or smash his car?

In the end, violence sucks because Five Oh gets involved and now I gotta sign stuff and I'm practically left with a homework assignment.

Hahaha!!! It's probably true.

ROFL, I concur with Tipme!

Either that or I get all Patrick Swayze on them and say "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" and then have a dance party all over their ass!!

Matty, or challenge them to a freestyle rap battle. My flow be sick like it needs some Nyquil.

Oscar, I'd tell'em straight forward, that their flirting with disaster. They'd be my Kunta Kinte, while they're calling me Master!!

LOL, I have no clue what's going on. LOL


I can only freestyle whilst I'm drunk and/or high!!

If its some place you don't go too often, tell your woman to get the car started and at the door, crack the offender between the eyes with a beer bottle (HIS), backhand his woman, then get the fuck out before his back-up knows what happened.
If its some place you go to often...well I'm barred for 6 months

depends what he said, might just blow it off, might break his knee.....also depends how many beers deep i am

I was at the beach one time and some older (40ish) bum asshole starts whistling and leering and shit, so I went over there and even though she was holding me back I proceeded to give him a royal ass beating, probably the ass kicking I'm most proud of, after that I dumped the cans he was picking up all over him and told him to take a shower... she started crying for me being too violent though

LOL@ JOE!!

MJ...Better than Michael Jordan!

Probably buy him a beer... Why? Because night will end up either suck or angry sex bang which I happened to grew fond of.

Well, last year at a party at my buddy's place, some drunk ass d-bag was harassing my woman. He was about to hit her, so I put him THROUGH the wall. Kinda killed the party, but nobody was too upset. Best part- my buddy made the d-bag pay for the wall. Also, you want some pretty sweet thank you sex, you put some asshole through a wall.

Once at a bar, some Army asshat my fiance' was talking too seriously, right into my rageful eyes, asked me "how much to see her tits?" My answer was "are you fucking serious?"

I ended up pushing him to the ground and later punching him in the neck after he hit me in the forehead before the bouncers broke us up.

So, the moral of the story is, it didnt end well...

In the words of the first Joker, "never touch another man's rhubarb!"

well lets see the last time something like that happened i laughed along because it was true

the only other time before that one of the highschool hockey players said he was going to be messing around with my GF at the time. we were coming in from gym class at the time and i had him a few inches off the ground in the locker room by his neck (seems to be a theme for me doesnt it) he was lucky he apologized and i was lucky my football coach was the gym teacher and we had a game the next day

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

I fucked Stowe in the mouth this morning!! True Story.