DV's Qs, Ts & As: Torture

I would draw the line at anything that is being used for no reason. Like, sure, maybe I'd waterboard a belligerent bin laden. Would I want to beat an Iraqi taxi driver who wasn't even being accused of a crime to death for shits and giggles? Fuck no.

Torture = Constant reruns of Full House w/eyelids taped open.

Torture = Winner of the "Receive a free blow job contest" given by the
cast of Golden Girls

It's like walking a tight rope - just don't look down

Torture= the name of the first single released by the Jackson 5 when they reunited back in the 80's.

torture is cool as long as it's warranted
torture is being designated driver when some rich bastard is buying round of whatever shot you want

torture i guess would be inflicting pain without a chance to avoid it or defend yourself. waterboarding is so much pain as psychologically stressful and just fucking scary. i would do away with laws and just establish mob rule. let the people be the law and the weak ones die off

I am pro-torture in cases of the ticking bomb scenario. Everyone at Gitmo is there for a reason. They were picked up on the battlefield or where known terrorists. As far as I am concerned everything is fair game with them.

I think torture is a lame, caveman, left brain tactic. Most the fools in gitmo are innocent and have no lawyers. But they're treated like they're in hell. Oh, well. We're safe from "terrorists" right? Thanks Bush!

Torture = Listening to Heidi Montag sing

you been to gitmo oscar?

You want to torture these rag-head fuckers?
Find all the tapes of 'The View', put them on continuous play, with the volume set on about 8 or 9 (out of 10 duh) just loud enough where you're not deafening them, but loud enough to piss them off.
Tie their hands so they can't claw out their eyes and ears, leave them in front of that idiot box for 48 hours, they'll tell you whatever the fuck you want to hear after that time.
Other than that, anything is fair game, these sick fucks have no problem lopping off some dude's head for shits and grins, why should we hamstring our interregators?
Fuck 'em, there's a war going on

oscar, most are there for a reason, but some aren't... peep taxi to the darkside

I'm basically against torture in any form. It's disgusting and merely a way for someone to exert power over someone who is helpless. That being said, I have no problem with killing, as long as it is done in an efficient manner.

I have no problem with torturing terrorists to get information. i also have no problem with torturing child molesters. All it takes is my four-step plan:

1) insert PVC pipe into anus
2) pour jar of fire ants down PVC pipe
3) remove PVC pipe
4) seal hole shut with lit cigar

It's easy, and it's fun!

FUCK ALL THE PRISONERS AT GITAMO. IF THEY COULD GET THERE HANDS ON ANY ONE OF US THEY WOULD TOURE US AND THEN CUT OFF OUR HEADS JUST FOR BEING AMERICAN. AT LEAST WE ARE TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF THEM.

Oscar is an idiot. Don't bother talking to idiots.

You're a fag Hurricanes. Go watch Bill O' Reilly while I fuck your sister.

775 detainees have been brought to Guantanamo, approximately 420 of whom have been released without charge.

As of May 2008, approximately 270 detainees remain. More than a fifth are cleared for release but may have to wait months or years.