DV's Qs, Ts & As: Time Travel

I would do exactly what every highschool male would do: Go back into a colonial era war with a mini gun or a tank, and mow some brits down

I'd go to ancient rome before the fall and just fucking partayyy

I'd take $25K, and a copy of current Mac and Windows operating systems back to 1978, and find gates and Jobs, get them both drunk, get them fighting, the winner gets my money and the programs.

Nice Deloreon!!!!

I would go back 0001 A.D. and kick baby jesus in his baby cock.

I know. I'd travel back to the primordial ooze and skeet all over some trilobites. Then I'd journey forward a few million years and take command of my army of Cliffosaurs. I would be the lord of the Cretaceous!

good idea cliff. Except for one thing... there's no way they can battle Lukasaurus Rex

i'd totally go back to right before booth shot lincoln, and stop his ass, be named a hero and get to bang all that hairy/nonshaven mid 1800's poom






or just go kill l ron hubbard's parents before his birth with a similar, but shaven, outcome

Touche. I could at least use them to sanctify tim russert. Dying in battle with a horde of unusually buff and articulate dinosaurs is quite a little bit manlier that dying of feline aids or colon cancer or whatever. I, uh, don't watch a lot of news.

Rhymasaurus!

I'd go back to a few hundred years with a lighter and some chocolate and be King of them cavemen.

Oscar, I think that may have been longer that a few hundred years. LOL!!

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEET on her TEEET

Yeah. I should have said thousand!
ALLALALALALALALALALAL! I'ma bang me some hairy and dirty cavewomen. Hopefully they look like Wilma and Betty.

Let's see I'd want to go back to a lot of different times, the middle ages so i could be around the vikings, the rennesaince so I could try my hand at being a musketeer, the revolution so I could kick some limey ass, the civil war so I could kick some reb but, WWI so I could be one of the first aces.

I'd go back to times of the mexican revolution and hang with zapata and villa, those dudes knew how to party, then I'd kill me some of the first politicians that came after that, they were all assholes

Si se Puede!

" You can do it "

The 70's and play football, the 60's and rock out, or old school Rome and ... well both.

I'd go back a few years before The Apprentice show started. I'd mug Trump, beat the shit out of him, and piss on him while he lies bleeding & crying in an alley. Then I'd ridicule him for being such and uber-douche and shave that rat's nest he uses for a comb-over.

With the money I stole from Trump, I'd start my own show. I would be the host and every week I would take some lucky contestant hunting for a worthless celebrity. Depending on when I start the show along the time line, I would begin with either Billy Ray Cyrus or Mylie Cyrus. They are both little pieces of Satan and need to die painfully. The season finale would see us brutally beating Tyra Banks to death on the set of her show. I would get the highest ratings ever and be on YouTube until the end of the internet.

back to the prehistoric times..with only a large knife to kill plenty of things that would eat me. (I would only use the knife to cut my hand so as to attract them with the smell of blood)

I would go back to about about 1971. Cool cars, kick ass music , sex that you couldn't die from and just to really fuck with people, i would take my PSP or ipod.

I'd go to 67. Leave Tuesday, 1969 after woodstock.