DV's Qs, Ts & As: Pranks

a good 'your mother is dead joke' always goes down well

as does stealing jokes from scrubs.

One time, in high school, I found out that a couple of my friends were coming over to "kidnap" me, basically meaning scare the fuck out of me in the middle of the night and then go to a bunch of friends' houses and out to breakfast later. So I did the sensible thing and hid in my basement, and when they went up to my room, I snuck behind them and pulled out a fucking sword on them.

The Upper Decker is still classic!!!

In my office, if you leave your computer running without locking it, good chance your background will be set with something Uber Homo Erotic!

where's mark when u need him

Locked up in the clink??

For real, you know Mark has the lock on this one...

lemme see if i can get in touch with him...brb

One of my coworkers went out for the day, so his cubicle neighbor cut out a bunch of ads featuring nearly nude male models (read: Abercrombie ads) and hid them all over his office. The guy was still finding pictures 3 weeks later, hidden in notebooks that he would take to business meetings...

made Jello in someones rain boots overnight while camping

tpt you fucking dick tips

joe will send out fukt up emails from people's computer's when they don't lock them when they leave their desks.....best though was when joe got fake enlistment papers typed up and showed them to the parents o his 18th birthday...they almost shit a brick

hitman, is mark blocked?

don't know yet. haven't gotten a response via email...still waiting.

@joe: As for the pranks, my cousin likes to do the same thing via IM...he'll hop on someone's IM and start saying really, REALLY gay shit to people

joe has totally emailled offers to buy lunch on a handful of occassions, that led to some pissed off people on friday when they didn't bring lunch/or money expecting pizza etc.


joe was this ==> || close to emailing someone's resignation in, but decided aginst it.....totally shoulda done it

Ben used to steal locks from lockers in high school. By the end of his time there, he had over 300 locks. For a senior prank, he went to the school one night with the locks and a bunch of chain and locked every single door, with redundancies of both locks and chains.

They had to delay school while they got the shit off. But they might as well have just closed the school, because it was the last week and when everyone heard school was delayed, they just said fuck it and went to the beach.

After graduation Ben told people he did it. He was a fucking legend.

lukas also emailed mark, and got no response... shit homeboy might actually be in peril (or, maybe, on vacation)

dude hasn't posted since 5/29 so could def be on some sort of vacay

He's @ Pelican Bay!! LOL

haha

"Shoe Program"

EVERYONE NEEDS TO DO THIS PRANK! It's the prank that keeps on giving. Change your voicemail message so it sounds like you answered the phone.

"Hello. Oh hey, where have you been?"

the hitman HATES that prank.