DV's Qs, Ts & As: Know anyone famous?

Yes! A buddy I know has a grandpa who's an actor. He's the old guy in ghost world, the one who sits on the bench.

He worked with Buscemi and Scarlett Johanson. whose worked with Tarantino. So if I ever finish my screenplay...

My girlfriend's Grandfather's Uncle is Vince Lombardi

Tara Reid is my cousin. I would also like to point out that I never ever thought she was even a little hot. Not even when whacked off to Josie and the Pussycats.

my shrink is Alejandro Gonzalez IƱarritus shrink, I talked to him on the phone once

I've met a shitload of "famous" fucks, but when I first moved to Az. My next door neighbor was Rick Henderson(he's a cool cat) and across the street was Fats Lever of the denver nuggets.

Quentin Jammer of the San Diego Chargers is married to my second cousin.

I grew up with Johnny Weismueller's grandson. He was the original Tarzan. OH and one of my close girl/friends from high school is Jessica Biel's cousin. I got to see some booty shots of her bare ass in a bikini. It was awesome.

I saw Tony Soprano in Lowe's like last week.

Oh yeah, my buddy insists he saw Viggo Mortensen in a Wal Mart in Idaho. He's full of shit though. He says most guys don't have three nipples. Yeah right! Huh, guys? Guys?

I grew up with Eric Green, starting cornerback for the Arizona Cardinals. I don't know if he would be considered famous or not, but that's about all I've got.


Oh yeah, and a good friend of mine bought a really sweet three-story house in Bonita Beach, FL and it he got a good deal on it because it was previously owned by the guy who unknowingly trained the 9/11 hijackers how to fly, so he lost his license and his house was forclosed on. Not really anybody famous, but it's kind of a cool story to tell I guess.


Oh yeah, and one time when I was working at Sonny's Barbecue, I waited on Venus and Serena Williams' dad and he left without paying the bill (which couldn't have been any more than $15). I know it doesn't really count, but I always make it a point to tell everybody what a cheap fuck he is when the opportunity arises.

Regretfully my best friend growing up is Fred Durst's cousin. Yeah I saw him quite often....let the shaming begin...but first let me say he did get me backstage to ozzfest 98......that was cool

I'm Batman

hahaha Joe. there's nothing good about Durst!!

My buddies are friends with Porn maker/Rocker Matt Zane. We went to his concert and hung with pornstars all night. No JOMO not amature gay porn like you were wishing! lol

Ahh but backstage i was able to meet mr danny carey...that was the shit right there

Tool is awesome Joe!

Let's see, my old roommate is best friends with Powers Boothe and if you don't know who that is then shame on you! When I was younger I almost ran over Holly Robinson-Peete in a parking lot. And at a concert once I had a long conversation with Sean Lennon and I didn't even act like a retard.


Ohhh yeah and I saw that Ben Stein guy in a KMart in Sandpoint, Idaho.

Smoked weed with Snoop in Cleveland back in the day. Same concert with TOOL, got to hand w/ Maynard. Akward!!!!

I went to school with an actor (Scott Patterson) who is an actor now on a shitty Canadian tv show: Degrassi Junior High.

also I was friends with Sean Avery's brother, and yes he is a douchebag in real life.

My sister also dated a useless shit who was on Dr. Phil

Mellisa, hahahaha @ Holly Robinson-Peete. You almost killed the great thespian and star of the television masterpiece Hanging With Mr. Cooper.

I worked with a girl that got high with Bizzy Bone. I think he banged her.

my friend is lucy liu's cousin
a bunch of my high school friends used to hang w/ tracy mcgrady when he was w/ the magic
i went to high school w mandy moore
and my gf use to wait on a bunch of random famous people/athletes

I'll assume he did, Oscar. lol And no, I don't know anyone famous...fuckers. Except for someone I think we all consider a hero..."Spelling Man!"

Oh, Christina Aguilera went to HS near me...I hear she was a skank. lol

Oh yeah I went to school with an ex NBA/NFL cheerleader who went on to be in playboy, her name is Bonnie Jill Laflin. I remember when she posed for playboy my younger sister had to bring me the magazine so I could see her, the work she had done was amazing.

oh yeah, a chick my buddy dated and we went to highschool with ended up doing a spread for Hustler =)

god damn it was fucking FILTHY!!! and I loved it.

probably dead from some sort of OD. =(

Lessee here...
While working part time in a video game store during the Christmas season back in 97(?), this little kid came in, grabbed the Pokemon Snap video game box and ran out of the store. Just as I went to grab him, he comes in with his aunt...this is how I met Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor from Terminator 1 and 2). She was incredibly embarrassed, so I made a joke about it; turned out she was mad cool, so we stood there and chatted for like 10 minutes.

Besides that, I've talked on the phone to William "The Greatest American Hero" Katt, met Jackie Joyner-Kersee (the track star) at an event I attended in college, and also have met comedians Chris Tucker, John Witherspoon, Brett Leak and Kim Coles at the Improv comedy club in DC, and through an old job I met former Redskin Art Monk.

Oh, and my sister in law was asked out on a date by Wesley Snipes, but she turned him down because he was short and funny looking.

He is a great player. I just heard that he was dating a girl on ..Mixedmate.c om it is a free inter-racial dating club. Lots of singles there.

Im an descendant of the italian spider-man

lets see... outside of st. louis sports players... randy orton, the wrestler, i see him atwork like 3-4 times a week when he comes in to my work, quite a cool guy, i know he could kick my ass, but.. he doesnt even look that big. . . . . smoked weed at a breaking benjamin/lit hotel party... ex-girlfriends dad ran a concert venue, id get backstage passes to ton's of acts, met and hung out with tons of bands.. also, if they're a rock band from stl in the past 10 years ive prolly met them... had nelly buy me a drink before he became a national name...

carlos boozer went to my highschool

Oscar, I might know the same girl as you. I was actually gonna try and black mail Bizzy Bone because the girl is only like 15 and shes fucked him like 20 times. I smoked a blunt with del and pep once, probably the highlight of my life.